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Adventures of the Elders Agriculture

Radishes, Part 3

This past Saturday we held the Spring 2026 Radish Harvest. The weather was mild, the radishes were plump, and our team of harvesters was enthusiastic. The Helper-Chickens can identify the radishes at the peak of tubular plumpness. A good rinsing before bringing the radishes into the WLBOTT Test Kitchen. Post-Harvest Preparations Waggie Logos? We are […]

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Agriculture Work-Life Balance

Radishes, Part 2

At WLBOTT, we recognize our employee’s sometimes intense personal relationships with their radishes. As part of our work/life balance, we encourage our employees to share their feelings. This includes our annual “Bring Your Radishes to Work” day. The Nuts and Bolts The radish (Raphanus sativus or Raphanus raphanistrum subsp. sativus) is a flowering plant in […]

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Agriculture Fred: the Penitent Intern Gods, Goddesses, and Mythical Heros

Radishes, Part 1

The WLBOTT Extension Service’s spring garden is doing well. Go Waggies! The radishes are the first crop to be harvested. Our top-notch agronomists have determined the commencement of the radish harvest season. Fred, our penitent intern, enthusiastically joined in the harvest, as our pep squad cheered him on. Go Waggies! We celebrate the harvest with […]

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Agriculture Go Waggies!

Compost Heap

It’s been a busy few weeks at the WLBOTT Agricultural Extension Service (Go Waggies!). In addition to our usual duties that include repairs to the manure spreader, seed selections, and debates over crop rotation (“i before e except after c” gives us guidance: Idaho potatoes, Eggplant, Cucamelon[1]), we were wondering if it’s time to utilize […]

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Brotherhood/Sisterhood

A New Voice

In an earlier blott, we looked at the idea of keeping our minds open to new voices that can lead us in troubled times. The blott, titled “Who Are Our Prophets Today?” Rev. Ed Trevors uses Bruce Springsteen, The Boss, as an example of a courageous voice. We think we may have found a new […]

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Banality of Evil Work-Life Balance

LA Traffic and the WLBOTT SnotCam

One of the younger Elders, Elder DZ recently drove from WLBOTT HQ to his bunker and compound north of the Los Angeles metro area. The drive went smoothly (other than apocalyptic traffic in LA), and Elder DZ noted a beautiful desert bloom in New Mexico. Let’s focus on the LA leg of his trip. Turns […]

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Fun and Games

Candy Land: “Uneasy Rests the Shoulders that bear the Twine.”

“Uneasy Rests the Shoulders that Bear the Twine.” – Henry IV, Part 2 by William Shakespeare (sort of), who was actually prophesying the world of WLBOTT. Candy Land At WLBOTT, we enjoy playing children’s board games, but we create new rules for the older players. Candy Land is a great example. In it’s purest form, […]

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Adventures of the Elders Italy Will there be a buffet?

Spaghetti Analysis

WLBOTT:Let’s start today by describing a truly random real life event. This morning I sent an email to a WLBOTT Elder describing a nice spaghetti dinner we recently had. For the first time in my life, I spelled “spaghetti” right on the first try. Since there are only so many combinations of letters in the […]

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History Lasting Love

Random Acts: “Stop telling God what to do!” (part 2)

Double Pendulum A double pendulum is a pendulum attached to a pendulum. Here’s a very creative video that maps double pendulums to graphs, sounds, and spirograph curves. The double pendulum lends itself to some beautiful time lapse photos. The Make Magazine web site shows you how to build a double pendulum at home or office […]

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Curated Absurdity Fun and Games Meaning of Life

Random Acts: “Stop telling God what to do!” (part 1)

Let’s look at a few things that appear random, but have subtle underlying behaviors that turns magic into math. Computer Generated Random Numbers True vs. pseudo-random numbersThere are two principal methods used to generate random numbers. The first method measures some physical phenomenon that is expected to be random and then compensates for possible biases […]