Let’s celebrate a good guy today. We’ve had 10 years of raw sewage dripping into our ears and eyes. Let’s refresh our mental pallet with a good guy, Artemis II astronaut Victor Glover.
Shortly after returning to Earth, Victor greeted a child with Down syndrome (the reporter’s daughter).
A reddit post in response to this video.
Who is Victor Glover?
Victor Jerome Glover Jr. (born April 30, 1976) is an American naval officer, test pilot, and NASA astronaut of the 2013 class. [He was] a former F/A 18 pilot and graduate of the United States Air Force Test Pilot School In April 2026 Glover piloted the Artemis II mission and became one of the first four people to travel near the Moon since 1972, the first Black man to travel beyond low Earth orbit, and one of the four humans who have traveled the farthest from Earth.
He graduated from Ontario High School in 1994, where he was a quarterback and running back for the Jaguars football team and received the school’s 1994 Athlete of the Year Award. He also competed in pole vault.
Personal life Glover is married to Dionna Odom Glover, and they have four daughters.[4][25]
Glover is a Christian and attends a Churches of Christ congregation in Friendswood[1], Texas, with his wife. He has cited his faith as a major source of inspiration throughout his career and carried several religious items, including a Bible and communion cups, to the International Space Station.
[1] As a high school senior, one of the founding Elders was playing on the RoHawk football team. The RoHawks lost to Friendswood for the state semi-finals. Some traumas never go away.
Semi-Sequitur: The F/A 18 Hornet
Under the control of moral leadership, the F/A 18 is a defender of freedom and a deterrent to foes. Under the control of Pete Kegsbreath, it is disposable toy for self-promotion.
(right) F/A-18C Hornet performing a high-g pull-up. The high angle of attack causes powerful vortices to form at the leading edge extensions. By Julian Herzog (Website) – Own work, CC BY 4.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=181572881
Pete Kegsbreath is our current (as of 8:36 CST) Secretary of Defense.
Easter Message
Victor Glover delivered an Easter message from the Artemis II.
In Contrast…
Let us contrast that message with Peodolf’s sewage from the say day.
President Trump issued a profanity-laden social media post on Sunday morning, warning Iran about the Strait of Hormuz, as the conflict continued to escalate.
In the Truth Social post, Trump threatened Iran over the strategic waterway, writing: “Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran,” and adding, “Open the F***in’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell – JUST WATCH!”
The Artemis II crew are the masters of the Gray Rock.
Anyhow….
WLBOTT likes to honor its heroes by publishing their high school lunch menus. So what’s cooking at Ontario High School?
Actually, we found no publicly available information about their lunch menu! The closest we found was the associated middle school’s February lunch menu.
Ontario High School is a high school in Ontario, California. It is one of the twelve schools in the Chaffey Joint Union High School District.
Teaching staff 95.54 (FTE) Enrollment 2,121 (2023–2024) Student to teacher ratio 22.20
Campus Ontario High School was built on 40 acres (160,000 m2) of land on the south side of Ontario, California. The campus has eight permanent classroom buildings, along with 34 portable classrooms, for a total of 110 separate classrooms, an auditorium, cafeteria and multi-purpose room, library, study room, gym, locker room facilities, two pools, and fine arts and vocational facilities. In 2014, an extensive modernization took place with the help of “Measure P”, constructing a new campus, a 2 story building, solar panels in the parking lot, and a new stadium in which the school will be able to host its first home football games.
The Ontario Jaguars’ rival school is the Chaffey Tigers; their annual football game is known as “The Cat Bowl”.
We asked our unpaid marketing intern George (he’s single, ladies!) to do some mock-ups of the first encounter between Lunar WLBOTT and the Artemis crew. You have to admire his work ethic – he spent hours and hours on his labors. But in an abundance of caution, the WLBOTT Ministry of Virtue and Vice disapproved, so we will not be publishing the following collage:
