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– Elder G

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• Baba Yaga Acculturates HerselfMarch 6, 2026
  We are considering welcoming Baba Yaga into our WLBOTT community. She had a WLBOTT vibe before it was so very… Read more: Baba Yaga Acculturates Herself
• A Funny Baba Yaga StoryMarch 5, 2026
  Elder G created a compilation of Baba Yaga tales to create this humorous version: Elder G: Gentle People, pull up… Read more: A Funny Baba Yaga Story
• Baba Yaga Visits Central TexasMarch 4, 2026
  As we continue our exploration of the world of fairy tales, we turned our attention to Ukraine. Elder G gives… Read more: Baba Yaga Visits Central Texas
• Fairy Tale of the Smith and the DevilMarch 3, 2026
  Most of the WLBOTT Elders’ CPU cycles are spent on upcoming naps, donuts, background defragmentation and existential dread. But lately… Read more: Fairy Tale of the Smith and the Devil
• New Car Shopping in AmericaMarch 1, 2026
  If there’s one place that’s massively out of touch with American reality, it is the new New Car Dealership. Nero… Read more: New Car Shopping in America
• The Grave Mound and the ATUFebruary 27, 2026
  Fairy tales and folk tales are fascinating. They remind me more of dreams than what we considered a traditional three… Read more: The Grave Mound and the ATU
• Our Vinyl CollectionFebruary 26, 2026
  Let It Blott It’s a WLBOTT Day The Freewheelin’ Blott Born in a WLBOTT Cult WLBOTT Summer Holiday The Dark… Read more: Our Vinyl Collection
• An Outing to the Cryptologic MuseumFebruary 25, 2026
  Elder JimZim, accompanied by WLBOTT‘s Security Undersecretary Natasha X, recently visited the NSA’s National Crypological Museum in [redacted]. More information… Read more: An Outing to the Cryptologic Museum
• Any Port in a Storm: WLBOTT Helps Sister MFebruary 24, 2026
  You remember Sister Magdalene of the Open Window. She’s the headmaster at St. Gangulf Middle School, and sent us Fred,… Read more: Any Port in a Storm: WLBOTT Helps Sister M
• The Box JellyfishFebruary 23, 2026
  Today Elder G and I are in search of the Box Jellyfish – the MOST venomous critter in the ocean.… Read more: The Box Jellyfish
• The Blue Lined OctopusFebruary 22, 2026
  As a service to our ever-expanding WLBOTT community, we want to make you aware of a serious, possibly life-threatening health… Read more: The Blue Lined Octopus
• SpoonerismsFebruary 21, 2026
  Recently, in a discussion with Elder DZ, I mentioned “Ion, the joon of Mupiter,” and it caused me to reflect… Read more: Spoonerisms
• Dreamtime / PerthFebruary 20, 2026
  Circumnavigation series Port Hedland → Perth (PER): ~820 miles Our final stop on the Cessna Semi-circumnavigation is Perth, in southwestern… Read more: Dreamtime / Perth
• Girl With No EyesFebruary 18, 2026
  Girl With No EyesSong by It’s a Beautiful Day ‧ 1969There’s a girl in my room and her face on… Read more: Girl With No Eyes
• Dreamtime / Port HedlandFebruary 17, 2026
  Circumnavigation series                            Next in the series Denpasar → Port Hedland (PHE): ~1,200 miles We’ve reached Australia! As our… Read more: Dreamtime / Port Hedland
• The Lake Isle of InnisfreeFebruary 16, 2026
  “The Lake Isle of Innisfree”- William Butler YeatsI will arise and go now, and go to Innisfree,And a small cabin… Read more: The Lake Isle of Innisfree
• The Second GatheringFebruary 14, 2026
  Today is a big day at WLBOTT HQ. Today we have the second Gathering of the Elders. It is also… Read more: The Second Gathering
• ParaskevidekatriaphobiaFebruary 13, 2026
  Paraskevidekatriaphobia: the fear of Friday the 13th. Who are we to judge? Some of us are afraid of cantaloupes or… Read more: Paraskevidekatriaphobia
• Monitor LizardsFebruary 12, 2026
  During our recent refueling stop in Bali, Elder G and I came across the Monitor Lizard. Monitor Lizards: The Nuts… Read more: Monitor Lizards
• Dreamtime BaliFebruary 11, 2026
  Circumnavigation series                            Next in the series Batam → Bali / Denpasar (DPS): ~1,000 miles We’ve crossed the Equator!… Read more: Dreamtime Bali