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The Cantankerati

The Cantankerati – The Cantankerous Illuminati WLBOTT In History In the 1920’s the WLBOTT executive committee formed an ad hoc task group to channel the energies of the peevish and disgruntled Elders. The task group was named the Cantankerati. Never before revealed photos of early Cantankerati gatherings (known as the Algonquin Twine Table). The task […]

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The Plumb Bob Challenge

UC#3 has asked the near-impossible of WLBOTT. He wants us to make “plumb bobs” interesting. UC#2 might want to pivot on his research to fully investigate the origins and use of plumb bobs in ancient Egyptian, Greek and Roman construction. Full Fulbright guaranteed UC#3 Challenge Accepted! Etymology The plumb in plumb bob derives from Latin […]

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Twine-Enabled Potpourri

I was searching for a version of Elvis’ “Are You Lonesome Tonight” that I could learn for our next set and I came across this version.  [UC#1-SU] and I laughed and laughed, hope you enjoy it. UC#1 On Trump’s verdict in NY: Karma limerick (aspirational conclusion) There once was a defendant named Trump Who lied […]

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I can’t say anything profound while I’m serving fish!

What is WLBOTT? WLBOTT is many thing to many people. It is an empty vessel where we can pour our hopes and fears, of all the years…. We can ask, “Why do the heathens rage?” We can ask, “Why do the raving heave?” We can ask, “Why do the heaving rage?” Sometimes WLBOTT is factoid-based. […]

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Survey #2

Thank you for participating in our second Visitor Satisfaction Survey! A pdf version of this survey can be found here. You join a time-honored Twine Tradition: Rules: Replies must be PG13, PG, G only. Spousal units, friends, relatives encouraged to participate. All published results will be anonymized. You can submit your responses via our corporate […]

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What is Yellow?

WLBOTT R&D recently came across an image that does not contain yellow.a little croppage….and more….and more croppage…. WLBOTT Wonders: Huh? References [1] Wikipedia Yellow is the color between green and orange on the spectrum of light. Wikipedia Yellow is a Busy Little Color

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Month in Review: Random Acts of WLBOTTness

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WLBOTT Mood Enhancer

Guaranteed to Enhance Your Mood by 3.14% or Double Your Money Back![1] [1] Some exceptions apply. Offer limited to one personality per person. All refunds paid in FTX crypto hedge futures. Liberated and curated from the Facebook Group Sign Appreciation Society More signs… And finely, for all those preparing for the WLBOTT 5K

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Welcome Newcomers to Planet Earth!

WLBOTT welcomes all Newcomers to Planet Earth! November 2nd, 2023 To help you get started, here are some fun facts from history for November 2nd. 1755 You share a birthday with Marie-Antoinette, the queen consort of King Louis XVI of France (1774–93). First of all, what is a “queen consort”? A queen consort is the […]

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Flamingo Ankles

Here’s how it all started. Like many of you, I often wake way before sunrise with questions such as “Why do some animals have knees that bend backwards?” Reasonable question. Understandable. This leads us, more or less, to look at flamingos…. Flamingo Fun Facts: perilous predator protection Fun Facts from Wildlife Workshop: And from Folly […]