Who can forget the great f-bomb drought of 2016-2020? F-bombs were used so frequently that stockpiles were depleted, and we were reduced to using “gosh golly”, “sweet marmalade of despair”, and “heavens to Betsy.”
Sadly, we are facing a similar shortage, due to similar issues with demand.
At the Abby, our Keepers of the F-Bomb request moderation.
Scenes from the Great Draught
Our WLBOTT priestesses searched tirelessly through old scrolls for even the suggestion of an f-bomb.
In ancient WLBOTT locations, cucumber slices were often used as eye patches. The sand was brutal.
