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New Car Shopping in America

If there’s one place that’s massively out of touch with American reality, it is the new New Car Dealership. Nero fiddles while Rome burns. The Ford Espinaca The Chevy Empanada Honda Limón The Peligrosa For our MAGAt Visitors The Ford Pendejo And for the Lady MAGAts, the Estupida Free Coffee!

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Banality of Evil

Monitor Lizards

During our recent refueling stop in Bali, Elder G and I came across the Monitor Lizard. Monitor Lizards: The Nuts and Bolts Will There Be a Buffet? Habits and dietMost monitor lizards are almost entirely carnivorous, consuming prey as varied as insects, crustaceans, arachnids, myriapods, molluscs, fish, amphibians, reptiles, birds, and mammals. Most species feed […]

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WLBOTT Sovereignty

[ed. note: Thanks to Elder JA and JimZim for alerting us to the Colbert segment] It is a dark and troubling time in America. It is impossible to be a person of good conscience, struggling to live a moral life, and not feel an ominous cloud hovering over us. Just in the past week, the […]

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The Green Elephant in the Room

We recently created a story of our intrepid travelers landing in Greenland to refuel their Cessna Citation. But there is a dark cloud hanging over Greenland and America. Our horrible leader keeps threatening a military takeover of Greenland. Then, in the wake of tRump’s illegal invasion of Venezuela, Steve Miller’s moronic wife posts this. WLBOTT:Since […]

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A Life of Crime – WLBOTT Style

The gentle people of WLBOTT are, for the most part, human, and with that comes the failings and temptations that befall us all. At a low point, with all the poisonous news of the world, we considered an easy way out – a life of crime. “Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, […]

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America Banality of Evil Heros Heros - NOT Late Stage Capitalism

We’ll Match Your Bitching 5x!

Today we’re going to bitch-a-bit, our autumn bitch-a-thon, where your bitching, through a generous anonymous donor, is matched 5X But first, let’s be fair and balanced. Some non-profits serve an essential role in society. In an America, where children go hungry because of a profoundly corrupt government, food banks are stepping in. In an America […]

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Banality of Evil

A Hellish Nightmare

When the Truth is foundto be lies – Grace Slick My God! What have I done? – Talking Heads

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The Love of Money

I find the following misquotation fascinating: Money is the root of all evil. The actual quote is: The love of money is the root of all evil. The quote comes from the 6 Timothy, in the New Testament of the Christian Bible. 9Those who want to get rich fall into temptation and a trap and into many […]

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Obedience without Justice is Tyranny

The story of Sisters Bernadette, Regina, and Rita Yesterday morning The Guardian brought us a wonderful story – some feisty nuns who only want to continue living the life they’ve spent their entire lives cultivating. But there’s a lot more to the story (see the Guardian’s full article) – the Church hierarchy cut off their […]

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Banality of Evil Collapse of Democracy/Civilization/etc.

Yesterday’s Blott (R.U.R.)

Yesterday’s blott (R.U.R.) was partially inspired by a documentary called “Generation Wealth,” currently available on Amazon Prime. Although the documentary is thought provoking, especially the commentaries by Chris Hedges, I cannot recommend the movie. It has moments of extreme vulgarity, and has a very unfocused, shotgun feel to it. The documentary is a parade of […]