One of the younger Elders, Elder DZ recently drove from WLBOTT HQ to his bunker and compound north of the Los Angeles metro area.
The drive went smoothly (other than apocalyptic traffic in LA), and Elder DZ noted a beautiful desert bloom in New Mexico.
Let’s focus on the LA leg of his trip.
Turns out there was a checkpoint up ahead, where all lanes collapsed into a single lane. Elder DZ was waved through by a shady looking character.
Elder DZ wondered “He waved me through. I’m still not sure what that means.”
Turns out that Satan had put together a vacation package for his magaT residents – an asphalt-side sun and sand getaway from the tedium of owning the libs.
Hell’s magaTs-in-residence are, of course, gullible and easily fooled. They paid dearly for their vacation, tricked by the slick brochures.
Some of the lady magaTs are beginning to regret paying for this vacation. There souls were already sold at discount rates (this magaT commodity is sold by the pound). Instead, they will be forced to spend 0.25 eternities working for the new arrival, Charlie Kirk, sending out emails from the pure tomfoolery[1] of Turning Point USA.
[1] Elder G gave suggested this word choice, in lieu of my original adjective.
What also bothers our Lady magaTs about their bargin is the office reserved for Mrs. Kirk. They are not looking forward to her being in the chain of command.
Before shedding any crocodile tears over Mrs. Kirk, let’s keep in mind that she either actively or passively supports:
- protection of pedophiles
- death of many innocent 3rd world children through the cancellation of USAID
- grift, graft, and fraud on a biblical scale
- homophobia
- killing innocent protesters in the streets
- locking children (a lot of children) in concentration camps
- creepy prolonged hugs from some very repulsive men
Who’s taking care of the kids, mom?
Excerpt from a Times of India article:
Why the world hates Erika Kirk
In recent years, the world spoke of widows in the shadow of the Israel–Hamas conflict, the Russia–Ukraine war, and the COVID-19 pandemic. The language then was grief, loss, and sympathy. Governments promised support; communities offered sorrow.Ever since the assassination of her husband on September 10, 2025, at Utah Valley University, Erika has suddenly jumped into the limelight.
Critics describe her as theatrical—bold eyeliner replacing the traditional widow’s veil, speeches oscillating between tears and laughter, high-energy events instead of hushed remembrance.
But over the past year, the global gaze has shifted to a different kind of widow, one not draped in quiet despair, but in spotlight and strategy. Over the past year, the world has been eagle-eyed over a particular widow. Talking, not about her loss but gain, not regret but happiness and not sympathy but indifference, all to remind her that they are watching and judging. That woman is Erika Kirk, widow of Charlie Kirk, founder of Turning Point USA.
But Erika’s situation is different. She is now a widow, who has dabbled in numerous careers and stuck to none. The only stable and massive source of income she has is TPUSA along with her media interviews and appearances. When asked about balancing her role as a new CEO and a mother, she herself said there is “no such thing as balance.”
Erika has made herself a part of America’s modern triumvirate, consisting of Melania Trump, Usha Vance and herself. Together these three hold the access to America’s elite, whether you like it or not. The fireworks, the weeping are all a part of the performances in her ballroom to keep America participating. And the alternate Super Bowl halftime show, was her Bal Blanc.
Times of India
The WLBOTT SnotCam
The Work/Life Balance.
Let’s focus on one photo in particular, because this could lead to a sponsorship opportunity for Mrs. Kirk. Perhaps this was on her mind when she chose to wear the green box.
