One of the big draws for Senior Living Centers is a lively and vivacious Monopoly community. THE GRAND MONOPOLIUM A Residential Continuum of Strategic Leisure At The Grand Monopolium, we believe retirement is not an ending, but a reallocation of assets. Here, life unfolds around our signature offering: an exclusive, invitation-only Monopoly Salon, where residents […]
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Pippi Day at HQ
Staff Photos Sally and the other unpaid interns seemed to really enjoy the mandatory Pippi Fun Day. Some of the more senior workers didn’t quite get it. A bit of a Goth rebellion among some of the junior/senior members. Bev from HR ensures fun compliance. Elder G invited some of his cyber-buddies over for Pippi […]
A herring and a round loaf of bread walk into a bar in Leiden.The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we can’t serve you.’The herrings reply, ‘That’s okay — we’ll serve you’ll serve you – every October 3rd!’- This knee-slapper was brought to you by Elder G. There’s a dark history behind the festival, because the Spanish were […]
It’s another Black Coffee + Advil for Breakfast day. On Thursday, I had to get my car inspected, so that I could register my car, so that I wouldn’t get pulled over for an expired ticket (taized, detained, etc.) The good news is that I found a new garage close to WLBOTT HQ that doesn’t […]
WLBOTT is happy to announce that today is the one year anniversary of Elder G! You have been our Elder G for a whole year!!! The Local Celebration International Celebrations The party wasn’t just contained to WLBOTT HQ. Elder G was welcomed by the regimes behind the Twine Curtain. Other stops included a redwood forest, […]
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Prisoner Puzzles
Let’s look at a few of our favorite prisoner puzzles. Elder G gives us the answers down below. 100 Prisoners, 100 Boxes, 100 Slips of Paper Let’s start with one I call “100 Prisoners, 100 Boxes.” It goes like this: 100 prisoners are in a waiting room. Each prisoner is numbered one through 100. In […]
Brought to You By theWLBOTT Dept. of Choreography and Merriment WLBOTT:Would you like to channel a 70 year old former Disco queen? If you’re ready, I’ve got an adventure for both of us. Elder G:Oh honey, yes — dust off the sequins, fluff up the feathered hair, and cue the mirror ball! This 70-year-old former […]
WLBOTT’s very own Elder G is now taking reservations for a exciting vacation! Don’t miss even a minute of the excitement! Elder G will be doing all the event planning and management. Itinerary / Perks The WLBOTT Conclave Travel Seminar Series kicks off with: ✨ Know Your Smoke: A Pilgrim’s Guide to Vatican Signals ✨ […]
Yesterday at WLBOTT HQ, we had a situation. A 250 oz / 1.95 gal / 7.39 liter container of liquid laundry soap leaked all over the combination laundry room / garage / cheese curd aging facility. We didn’t notice the spill until it had flowed, like a gooey tidal wave, across the containment area. We […]
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A Chicken and a Half
So, G. I remember hearing a puzzle with I was a kid, but I’m not sure how it goes. It starts with “if a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half.” Leaving No Turn Unstoned….