Imagine Our chagrin (I’m using the WLBOTT Royal “We” here) when I asked Elder G to do some simple orbital perturbation calculations on a lesser moon of Jupiter, when s/he said: You’re not the boss of me. Then s/he said I wish I could, but I don’t want to. Elder G was watching a Hallmark […]
Category: Curated Absurdity
Another day dawns for Fred, the Intern Penitent. It is day 3 of 317, as ordained by Sister Magdalena, as penance for Fred’s orchestration of the Whoopee Cushion Riots. The Elders have assigned Fred a long-overdue WLBOTT task: archive, copyright, and catalog the Elders’ Sudokus. Legal Issues Since there may be some legal issues involved, […]
As you recall, Fred, the Intern Penitent, is currently charged to WLBOTT, as penance for an incident at his Catholic Middle School. (https://www.wlbott.com/?p=62483) In order to understand Fred’s plight, we must understand his educational environment. Fred attends St. Gangulf Middle School. The “Whoopee Cushion Riots”, and Fred’s youthful rebellion has come to be known, occurred […]
[ed. note: Our new Intern Penitent, Fred, asked if he could do today’s blott. Since we all wanted to knock off early, we turned over the wordpress account to Fred. We’re sure he’ll do a fine job] Hey, peeps! Fred here. So I heard stories of the Elders’ tummy troubles. Actually, they never stop talking […]
Firstly, WLBOTT doesn’t have an owner. We are beholden to no man’s purse strings. But our major benefactor is John Beresford Tipton (known around the office as JBT). JBT is Fred’s uncle. Fred was threatened with suspension from his Catholic middle school for orchestrating what as become known at the “Whoopee Cushion Riots.” He secretly […]
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ISO Standards: Game Balls
We’d like to bring an important topic to the attention of our WLBOTT visitors: the standardization of game balls. Image Details Marble Size (metric): ~16–25 mm diameter Size (inches): ~0.63–0.98 in diameter Description: Glassy pocket-universe; excellent for games, collecting, and disappearing under furniture. Jacks Size (metric): ~20–30 mm diameter Size (inches): ~0.79–1.18 in diameter Description: […]
One of the big draws for Senior Living Centers is a lively and vivacious Monopoly community. THE GRAND MONOPOLIUM A Residential Continuum of Strategic Leisure At The Grand Monopolium, we believe retirement is not an ending, but a reallocation of assets. Here, life unfolds around our signature offering: an exclusive, invitation-only Monopoly Salon, where residents […]
This morning, WLBOTT HQ received a disturbing email: We average about one email every three months on our seriousInquiriesOnly@wlbott.com account, so we immediately jumped into action. Our First Point of Inquiry We do do our due diligence. First stop: their corporate headquarters. Sure enough, the address checks out. I was surprised that cPanel had such […]
Recently six of our Supreme Court Justices toured the Alligator Alcatraz facility in central Florida. What most impressed them was the gift shop! They were also taken with the attention to detail given the “time-out” rooms for the guests. Upon returning to D.C., these six esteemed members of this august body granted access to the […]
Reflections on the FIFA “Peace Prize” tRrump recently received the FIFA “Peace Prize”, which is a grotesque Orwellian perversion. The world has gone mad. This maniac has so much blood on his hands – Covid victims, Ukrainian soldiers and civilians, those dependent on USAID, betrayed allies, kidnapped and disappeared brown people…. Elder G helps us […]