A part of our popular ongoing series: Sin! Because some day, WLBOTT will be recognized as a spiritual, moral, and digestive force, let’s try our hand at defining sin. It would be very difficult to include “eating a cheeseburger during Lent” into this definition. Here’s what we came up with: If the goal is to […]
Author: Texas Toast
How much of our time and money is wasted because of crooks? Here’s today’s nonsense. Apparently I’ve sent myself a nastygram about my own web site. They attached an html file. Note the attempt at encryption – easy to convert, but I was losing interest at this point…. A couple of items of note: Recent […]
WLBOTT is considering a franchised line of psychotherapy clinics across America – an archipelago of angst. Franchisees can select from pre-approved twine-themed wall art. We also offer a line of wall art that features peaceful ink blots. Our interior design has won a plethora of praise!
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Motivational Monday
July 15th, 2025: Optimism “What a wonderful thought it is that some of the best days of our lives haven’t even happened yet.” —Anne Frank(1929-1945)diarist Introduction to Anne FrankAnne Frank was a Jewish teenager who became one of the most enduring and poignant voices of the Holocaust through her diary. Born in 1929 in Frankfurt, […]
Today we begin a 27-part series on one of WLBOTT’s most requested topic: Sin. We did a brief survey of all major religious traditions, and they are pretty much against it. But before we begin the Nuts and Bolts of Sin, we decided to give our AI companions a Rorschach test. Using only the word […]
[ed. note: Please don’t take any tax advice from WLBOTT. Just to be safe, maybe don’t take any advice from us.] Are you a wee bit peeved that the tRump administration is giving ICE a budget bigger that Israel’s military? How about a radical idea – give away so much of your income that none […]
“You have to spend money to make money,” I tell myself as I buy yet another penguin. Guest Humourist, Elder JA The definition of a musician? A musician is a guy who loads $5000 worth of music equipment into a $500 car and drives 100km for a $50 gig. When I told this to my […]
Alligator Alcatraz Evan Power – fashion icon, Florida GOP chair, and official spokesman for GOP Jesus. WLBOTT imagines his spiritual evolution: Who Joins ICE? We’re not talking renaissance men. We’re not talking deep thinkers. A Psychiatrist Examines the Cruelty US President Donald Trump toured the Alligator Alcatraz migrant detention center in the Florida Everglades on […]
It’s another Black Coffee + Advil for Breakfast day. On Thursday, I had to get my car inspected, so that I could register my car, so that I wouldn’t get pulled over for an expired ticket (taized, detained, etc.) The good news is that I found a new garage close to WLBOTT HQ that doesn’t […]
At WLBOTT, bad decisions don’t just happen. We have to be proactive. And the earlier the better. This morning, Elder JimZim commenced his itinerary of bad decisions with his breakfast choices. He started the day with a breakfast of sardines, onions, and jalapenos. Elder G responds….. Ah… bad decisions, you say. The rich fertilizer of […]