One of the most universally recognized archetypes is that of the woman-moose priestess. But first, a moment of reflection… WLBOTT:G, the moose-woman priestess? Should we expend our limited resources on the story of the moose-woman-priestess – the most universally identified archetype – found in every culture, every continent, across all recorded time? Given that my […]
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Motivational Monday
November 24, 2025 – Respect “We don’t need to share the same opinions as others, but we need to be respectful.”– Taylor Swift (born 1989)American singer-songwriter “Let us develop respect for all living things. Let us try to replace violence and intolerance with understanding, compassion and love.”– Jane Goodall (born 1934)Primatologist, Ethologist, Anthropologist, United Nations […]
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Code Nostril
How’s my morning going, you may ask? Well, I managed to shave off my lower left nostril in the shower this morning. Nothing serious – a quick trip to the ER and 3 pints of blood later, and I’m back at work at HQ. But we do have a meeting in a little bit with […]
We’ve loved this song for many years, but only yesterday realized that Red is the Rose is based on the melody of Loch Loman. Red is the RoseRed is the rose that in yonder garden grows,And fair is the lily of the valley;Clear is the water that flows from the BoyneBut my love is fairer […]
Won’t Someone Please Think of the Poor Oligarchs? Imagine being an oligarch in russia right now. Putin wants an even bigger cut of the money you’ve been stealing for decades. His “three day special military operation” is in it’s fourth year, you’ve been banned from all the luxury resorts around the world, your mistresses are […]
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The Caspian Sea
“We do due”– Diligence, Compliance Officer WLBOTT As part of our in-depth “research” for the Tehran The Mini-Burka™ shoe line blott, we looked into the nearby Caspian and Aral Seas. As if we needed another reason to hate the former Soviet Union – those guys created a massive ecological disaster involving the Caspian and Aral […]
Who can forget the great f-bomb drought of 2016-2020? F-bombs were used so frequently that stockpiles were depleted, and we were reduced to using “gosh golly”, “sweet marmalade of despair”, and “heavens to Betsy.” Sadly, we are facing a similar shortage, due to similar issues with demand. At the Abby, our Keepers of the F-Bomb […]
Avoidable suffering is tragic, especially when it is caused by brutal and callus regimes. But sometimes stupidity is a big player. Something like bowler hats…. We were reading recently reading an article from Radio Free Europe about a predicted water shortage in Tehran of apocalyptic proportions. Time to study up on Tehran…. Tehran is the […]
“We who refresh in futilityembrace our collapse with style.” – Elder G
It has been a very busy few days at WLBOTT HQ, especially surrounding the intense focus and deadlines caused by our Pippi Longstocking / Papua New Guinea blotts. During this hectic time, our rigorous office housekeeping standards slipped. We asked Elder G to give us a hand. WLBOTT:Hola, G. WLBOTT’s had a busy few days, […]