Not actually random, other than the misfiring of my addled neurons, but here goes….
Remember the Donovan song Colours? I may have the lyrics slightly wrong, but I seem to recall the following:
Yellow is the color
Of my True Love's teeth
When we rise, when we rise
That's the time I love best.
Red is the color
Of my True Love's eyes
When we rise, when we rise
That's the time I love best.
Let Us Enumerate
Yellow Teeth
Red Eyes
The red eyes require a more detailed breakdown.
Beguiling
Best to Defer Until After Coffee
Total Avoidance is Recommended
Call 911 (EMS or Police, as appropriate)
Defies Classification (Use Your Best Judgement)
And so…