Random Acts WLBOTT has been internationally recognized. Each Elder has been awarded 100 Pearly Gate Bonus Points. AI Image Generation: Status and Challenges At WLBOTT, we applaud the Triumph of Talent Over Technology (TOTOT). A big part of that is AI image generation. HotPothttps://hotpot.ai/art-generatorCurrent favorite – lot’s of variety, good image quality. But, you only […]
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Desert Rose
A desert rose is an intricate rose-like formation of crystal clusters of gypsum or baryte, which include abundant sand grains. The “petals” are crystals flattened on the c axis, fanning open in radiating clusters. The rosette crystal habit tends to occur when the crystals form in arid sandy conditions, such as the evaporation of a […]
WLBOTT is proud to announce its line of Ground Beef and Sausage Jewelry. The Ground Beef Collection Elegant Sausage Necklaces Semi-Sequitur: When the Soviets Attempted to Introduce the Sausage Olympics Remember when our friends from the former Soviet Union tried to co-opt the Olympics with their introduction of the Sausage Pole Vault? The good old […]
Wildberries – the Amazon of Russia A fire has broken out at a warehouse in St. Petersburg, days after workers were involved in a brawl at the site, with arson a suspected cause. Despite the encroaching flames, a guard continued to inspect the workers to make sure they were not stealing anything, Baza added. Eventually, […]
Like any modern corporation, when we make a mistake, we lie like hell. But sometimes, for internal matters, we must find innocent parties to blame. So recently we sent out an internal memo. It was meant for our Energy Research Division, but unfortunately we also copied our Fashion Division, our Ministry of Virtue and Vice, […]
WLBOTT recently held a focus group, trying to determine what species would dominate Planet Earth after humans succumb to their foibles, flaws, faults, failings, frailties, and general feet of clay. Some possible candidates: For 99.9 per cent of the history of life on Earth, the planet has managed perfectly well without human-style intelligence and if […]
WLBOTT has been training unemployed pagan priestesses to become Door Dash drivers. This program has been an incredible success (in the sense that we get a massive tax write-off). Trainees Fully Employed Addition Hospitality Skills Needed Crew Chief Trainees Employee of the Month: Lady MacBeth
Nothing beats the enthusiasm of returning to the WLBOTT headquarters after a refreshing and recharging holiday. What a great year lays in store for us! Carpe Diem!!!! Greeting from Corporate “Get back to work.” A Message from our CEO “Get back to work.” Educational Opportunities Await You at WLBOTT HR Department: Here to Serve You […]
[thanks to UC#3 for today’s BLOTT topic] Dear UC#4 – excellent idea. But if the pandemic taught us anything, we can’t be dependent on supply chains and we must be flexible in our product requirements. Thus, I introduce a two part concept: 1 – Expand the definition of ‘twine’ to include ‘rope’ – aka ‘trope’. […]
The children of WLBOTT twine production workers were invited to frolicking day of fun and presents! Santa was in a bit of a mood, though….