One of the goals of Project 2124 is to bring World Peace (via twine) . So how do we achieve such a lofty goal? We don’t know. But like all late stage Capitalists, we will start with logos, T-shirts, and other branding/marketing schemes. T-Shirts Logos Spokes People Licensed Tattoo Designs That looks infected….
Category: Late Stage Capitalism
UC#3’s initial progress was slow until he realized stock yards and stock markets are two separate and distinct things. There are certainly some glamorous aspects to Twine Trading…. Twine Purgatory But there is a dark underbelly to twine trading. UC#3 is taking one for the team, and we appreciate it. 5/19/2024, 8:36 PM Gentlepeople- I […]
This began as a simple request: Favorite Chicken Recipes / Favorite Chicken Fast Food. But oh, the roads this led us down… I already shared my favorite chicken recipe (Faux Tandoori Chicken; https://www.wlbott.com/?p=27496), but for the fast food I have to say Chick-Fil-A. I love it… and I hate that I love it. KM So, […]
Store Shelves Are Empty We all know the frustration of going to WalMart, looking for a few holiday eclipses, and being met with empty shelves and cheap knock-offs. Cause: Reduced Agricultural Harvesting of Eclipses The cause of this agricultural shortfall is the dreaded eclipse weevil. Cause: Manufacturing Issues We are extremely disappointed in our friends […]
Today we present a new business plan for WLBOTT. But first, we need to gain a little knowledge…. WLBOTT: Can you tell me about the plane of the ecliptic? Here are some key points about the plane of the ecliptic: 1. **Definition**: The plane of the ecliptic is defined as the plane that intersects the […]
GentleBlotts – tRrump is looking for someone to post a $500M bond for him. I think if WLBOTT posts the bond for him and charges him 10% interest and places a lien on Trump Tower in Manhattan, we can fund our twine tour and be able to afford the luxury yurt, premium transport camels, and […]
At WLBOTT, we take the end of the world seriously. There are some exceptional profit opportunities to be made from people’s suffering, and we must think of shareholder value. To this end, we have two plans: Survival Compound in Idaho Exciting day today at the WLBOTT compound, We United StandPride United Constitution Republic Spirit (WUS-PUCkRS). […]
UC#3 had the opportunity to see Democracy in Action a few days ago, watching in person while Justice Thomas Clarence napped thru oral arguments in Cantero v. Bank of America. He’s not “Sleeping” Justice Thomas has complained bitterly that he is not paid enough (Quarter Mil USD a year). It is rumored that he and […]
Difficult A Google search yields these interesting and challenging puzzles: World’s Largest Jigsaw Puzzle According to The Guinness Book of World’s Records: A nice interview with Jill Walterbach can be found on Puzzle Hobby Magazine. But…. there’s competition…. The story from the BBC is from about 6 months ago, so we’ll have to wait to […]
Orwellian phrase – this “right to work” law (Tex. Labor Code Ann. § 101.001) puts all the power with the employer. It’s really the right to get canned for any reason or no reason, and check that union label at the door, you pinko. Texas is one of the worst states in the country for […]