Categories
Curated Absurdity Late Stage Capitalism Random Acts of WLBOTTness

Has Been Amazed Me

Every day, we get many, many complimentary comments from Haircuts VIP. We credit them with substantially contributing to our hit count. very forced me to try “Normally I do not read post on blogs, however I would like to say that this write-up very forced me to try and do it! Your writing taste has […]

Categories
Curated Absurdity Late Stage Capitalism TechnoBLOTT WLBOTT Corporate

WLBOTT Data Logging

All WLBOTT employees (paid and unpaid) will be required to participate in a data logging experiment. Employees will wear a variety of data logging sensors for a 72 hour period. We will be measuring: Please note that this will be an international effort. [ed. note: although we are careful to only include family-friendly content, and […]

Categories
Late Stage Capitalism WLBOTT Corporate Work-Life Balance

WLBOTT Declares a Snow Day

WLBOTT Corporate HeadquartersFOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE2025-01-07 4:09AM CST WLBOTT declares a snow day. All corporate facilities will be closed with the exception of: A few notes on the WLBOTT locations: Please remain productive and consider how you will increase shareholder value today. Employee-Submitted Photos: Enjoying the Unpaid Snow Day Many dedicated and enthusiastic employees wanted to […]

Categories
Late Stage Capitalism WLBOTT Corporate

Face Card Auditions

As those of you who have read our highly redacted shareholder report would know, WLBOTT plans to expand our product line into the highly lucrative playing card market. Here are some photos from our recent open audition for Face Card Models.

Categories
Collapse of Democracy/Civilization/etc. Gravediggers of American Democracy Late Stage Capitalism

The Happy Taxpayer

The nightmare of federal income taxes has begun early this year. Just for the record, I don’t mind paying my federal income tax as long as I know that the money will be wisely and judicially spent, and the 1% can continue trickling down their wealth. Anyhow, I landed on the Turbo Tax web site, […]

Categories
America Collapse of Democracy/Civilization/etc. Current Events Gravediggers of American Democracy Late Stage Capitalism

Nothing Left to Lose

Three quotes are on my mind this cold, drizzly morning: “The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose.”- James Baldwin”Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose.” – Kris Kristofferson “Greater love has no one than this, that someone lay down his life for his friends.”- Jesus […]

Categories
Food Germany Late Stage Capitalism Shareholder Value WLBOTT Corporate

WLBOTT and the German Heritage Society

(We laugh so we don’t cry) So, once a year the WLBOTT Elders eat bratwurst and sauerkraut, to maintain our corporate membership in the German Heritage Society. That day was yesterday. But due to leftovers in a leaky Tupperware container, this morning the entire corporate headquarters is enjoying the Fermenté d’Amour, Bavarian Bliss, Eau de […]

Categories
Late Stage Capitalism Outer Space WLBOTT Corporate Work-Life Balance

LOx of L.O.V.E.: We’re Hiring!

LOX of L.O.V.E. (Lunar Oxygen Viability Experiment) WLBOTT began staffing for a variety of LOX of L.O.V.E. positions. Lots of enthusiasm, lots of passion, although many candidates were concerned about the 18 million year contract. Callback Candidates Intensity Issues We loved the enthusiasm and intensity, but we had to pass on these candidates: Managerial Timber? […]

Categories
Agriculture Fashion Late Stage Capitalism WLBOTT Corporate

Sweet Potato Preparedness (part II of III): Will the Marketplace Save Us?

WLBOTT has a mission to keep some sweet potato vines alive through the winter. We must think outside the box. We hope to enlist the aid of the spiritual community, as well as tapping into the crass consumerism that defines much of ‘Merica. This BLOTT will focus on ‘Merica’s highest ideal: money. Can Capitalism Solve […]

Categories
Late Stage Capitalism WLBOTT Corporate Work-Life Balance

WLBOTT Acquires Oblivitronix

Oblivitronix: The Art, and the Science, of being Oblivious.WLBOTT is proud to announce the acquisition of Oblivitronix. We have used their services in the past, with great success. Let’s let our friends at Oblivitronix introduce themselves: The Oblivious Office The Stress-Free Management Planning Sessions The Corporate Picnic To be held at Century Oaks Park this […]