What is WLBOTT? WLBOTT is many thing to many people. It is an empty vessel where we can pour our hopes and fears, of all the years…. We can ask, “Why do the heathens rage?” We can ask, “Why do the raving heave?” We can ask, “Why do the heaving rage?” Sometimes WLBOTT is factoid-based. […]
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For out-of-towners, the pain and suffering begins at about 50 gr/m3: Cedar: The Pollen Among Pollens Cedar makes ragweed look like a breath of fresh air. Forest Distribution Map Very cool site by Texas A&M gives extensive data about the forests of Texas. Know your Enemy Learn everything you can about your enemy, so that […]
While taking Sally the Intern to her IRL-money job this morning, just before sunrise, two completely opposite things occurred. Firstly, there was a beautiful crescent moon, with Venus directly above it. Secondly, on the way home (about a mile’s drive), a guy zooms up with his brights on and aggressively rides my tail the whole […]
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Meet the WLBOTT Accounting Team!
UC#3 recently inquired about the status of our WLBOTT corporate discount program (flights, hotels, volume purchases on catheters, Great Zoos of the World 20% off admission, etc.) Although the program hasn’t been finalized, we encourage all employees to whisper the word “WLBOTT” whenever making a financial transaction, just to see what happens. Anyhow, now would […]
More Culinary Adventures UC#3 =>Hoppin’ John Even so, it appears that Hoppin’ John is popular among the staff and doctors at Johns Hopkins. [see Footnotes] Friend of the Blog “H” Friend of the WLBOTT (Amicus WLBOTTis) “H” reports in: Listening to Roger Miller songs as I write this … he was such a witty prankster […]
The Elders of WLBOTT are in near-continuous communications, so that we may respond immediately to twine-related emergencies and issues of shareholder value. We present highlights from recent exchanges. Musical Selections UC#3 => UC#4 And if you are doing mindless toilet cleaning, put headphones on and listen to this on volume 11 https://open.spotify.com/track/042v1NacbKJzCyi6nBme7T?si=k4ffRZCMRGqlEJsR9Nj__Q Regards, UC#3 UC#4 […]
Nothing beats the enthusiasm of returning to the WLBOTT headquarters after a refreshing and recharging holiday. What a great year lays in store for us! Carpe Diem!!!! Greeting from Corporate “Get back to work.” A Message from our CEO “Get back to work.” Educational Opportunities Await You at WLBOTT HR Department: Here to Serve You […]
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2024 Goals and Reflections
To the extent that it does not effect shareholder value, our primary goal is: Goal: Maintain current high levels of Corporate Bonhomie and Joie de Vie Goal: Avoiding Congressional Subpoenas Goal: Global Domination of the Twine Industry Goal: Inclusivity We’re thinking of hiring a vegetarian…. Goal: We humbly ask for Guidance Goal: Avoid Eternal Damnation […]
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2023: Year in Review
We Have Arrived 2023 proved to be a big year for WLBOTT. Three signature events showed we have entered the Big Time: 2023 By the Numbers File Size: Zipped WLBOTT Site: 2.4GBZipped WLBOTT WP DB: 3.4MB Editor’s Choice: Favorite BLOTTs The editors are proud [sic] to announce the BLOTTs that they are least ashamed of….. […]