Today marks the one year anniversary of daily BLOTTs! An actual conversation: Me: Hey Daniel, we’re about to come up to the one year anniversary of WLBOTT! Daniel: It’s only been a year? It seems so, so much longer. So…. it’s been a year. Let me start by offering a blanket apology. But also a […]
WLBOTT was honored to sponsor this year’s SiPaGo gathering- The Sisterhood of the Pagan Goddesses. The gathering was held amongst the mesquite and fire ants outside of Killeen, Texas, on a recent clammy and sultry Saturday (heat index: 113F). Our sponsorship included an all-you-can eat perogy buffet, discounted balls of twine, and arts & crafts. […]
As we close out Project 2124, we present one hypothetical timeline envisioned by an anonymous WLBOTT Elder. 2024 Trump reelected. Beginning of New Dark Age in US and Europe. Nuclear fusion projected to be commercially available in 20 years. Russia threatens the use of nuclear weapons. 2025 Trump suspends all aid to Ukraine. EPA Abolished […]
A lively discussion is taking place among the Elders. 5/25/2024, 10:42 AM I feel the elders have been trying to be inclusive of our guild recognizing some of us use the metric system vs American system of measurement and Celsius vs Fahrenheit temperature scales. But my ear-worm today is the term ‘counterclockwise’ vs ‘anti clockwise’ […]
WLBOTT corporate is a bit steamed today. It was just this very morning that we became aware of Buckets the Drummer. Why hasn’t this been brought to our attention sooner? Steamed WLBOTT Executives
One of the goals of Project 2124 is to bring World Peace (via twine) . So how do we achieve such a lofty goal? We don’t know. But like all late stage Capitalists, we will start with logos, T-shirts, and other branding/marketing schemes. T-Shirts Logos Spokes People Licensed Tattoo Designs That looks infected….
To dispel any rumors that WLBOTT is a cult, I invited our esteemed members to write Praise and Worship limericks to extol my humility. So the day began as usual. At 4:30am the BLOTTers arose, practiced group yodeling, had a hearty breakfast of kale and coco puffs, a brisk 6 km jog in a foggy […]
The other day, while Sally the Intern and I were shaving the head of a new WLBOTT novitiate, she asked me, “is WLBOTT a cult?” This gave me pause. Semi-Sequitur: WLBOTT Word of the Day Are we a cult? What IS a cult? Let’s look at what Very Well Mind says…. Let us enumerate and […]
Sally the Intern When pressed on her contribution to the Lives of the Elders, Sally T. Intern‘s response was simply, “When life gives you lemons….” She did not elaborate. Sally is considering a lemon-themed tattoo: Mood Level Midnight: Lemon UC#4-SU UC#4 – Hospital volunteer, blood donor, friend of the snail. UC#2 Chicago / Origen UC#2 […]
UC#3’s initial progress was slow until he realized stock yards and stock markets are two separate and distinct things. There are certainly some glamorous aspects to Twine Trading…. Twine Purgatory But there is a dark underbelly to twine trading. UC#3 is taking one for the team, and we appreciate it. 5/19/2024, 8:36 PM Gentlepeople- I […]