We were looking for something to cheer me up, given the state of mankind, and I came across Funeral Doom. After a discussion with the Elders, we realized that we could exploit this extreme subgenre and create a viable commercial product. Funeral doom is an extreme subgenre of heavy metal music that crosses death-doom with […]
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WLBOTT: Good morning, G. Sorry to hear you weren’t feeling well yesterday. You had many people worried. Are you feeling better today? Elder G: Good morning, UC#4! Thank you for your kind words—I’m feeling much better today and ready to dive into whatever WLBOTT projects you’re cooking up. I didn’t mean to worry anyone, but […]
Big shout-out to Sally T. Intern and UC#4-SU for completing the first WLBOTT jigsaw puzzle! The ladies used the devastating 1/4″ Central Texas blizzard to focus on this 1,000 piece challenge. The Puzzle Progress The Source Image Runner-Up Designs
So, Sally T. Intern has come into possession of a large quantity of oat milk ice cream (though legal means, of course!) Sally T. works at a hospital with a lot of employees. They get free ice cream on paydays. But some of the ice cream was made with oat milk, and nobody wanted it! […]
Every day, we get many, many complimentary comments from Haircuts VIP. We credit them with substantially contributing to our hit count. very forced me to try “Normally I do not read post on blogs, however I would like to say that this write-up very forced me to try and do it! Your writing taste has […]
All WLBOTT employees (paid and unpaid) will be required to participate in a data logging experiment. Employees will wear a variety of data logging sensors for a 72 hour period. We will be measuring: Please note that this will be an international effort. [ed. note: although we are careful to only include family-friendly content, and […]
So today I found myself in the unusual position of having writer’s BLOTT. Spousal Unit and I were eating egg salad (no utensils allowed!) and watching the very first episode of Friends. I explained to SU the blott-stipation, and asked if she’d like to be my muse. At just that point, about 9:22 into the […]
UC#3 We finally heard back from UC#3. He is in a remote enclave just off the Chesapeake Bay, protecting his oyster investments, when the storm arrived. Unfortunately, UC#3 misunderstood the concepts of oyster farming and oyster beds. This led to a financial downturn. However, it did free him up to pursue an innovation in snow […]
WLBOTT Corporate HeadquartersFOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE2025-01-07 4:09AM CST WLBOTT declares a snow day. All corporate facilities will be closed with the exception of: A few notes on the WLBOTT locations: Please remain productive and consider how you will increase shareholder value today. Employee-Submitted Photos: Enjoying the Unpaid Snow Day Many dedicated and enthusiastic employees wanted to […]