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Adventures of the Elders Domestic Tranquility Food Lasting Love

WLBOTT In Love (and Sausages) (1/2)

[Guest Blott from UC#3] Gentle People – using my WLBOTT Amex card[1], I ventured to East Bernard Texas to evaluate the quality of Vincek’s Smokehouse. It is a Czech style place where you can buy fresh meat, cooked bbq or get your deer processed after a hunt. I would give the sausage I sampled a […]

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Food Meaning of Life Will there be a buffet?

Bang!→Dobie Gillis→NYT→Sardines

It all connects. A logical progression. Starting w/the most recent BLOTT: Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!   => Sleep Till None     => Max Shulman       => Max’s Daughter, Martha Rose         => NYT Cooking Contributor           => Yesterday’s NYT             => Sardine and Egg Salad Sandwiches NYT Sardine Salad A moment to prepare, a lifetime to master…. (Recipe here) Elder G […]

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Book Club Curated Absurdity Food

Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!

In my formative, pre-WLBOTT years, there was a dearth of accurate information about the adult world. I grew up on military bases, where my male adult role models were commie-hating, belt-cracking, Camel smoking, hemorrhoidal suffering John Birchers who wanted to keep the world safe from democracy. Then word got around amongst the 8th grade boys […]

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Brotherhood/Sisterhood Climate Change Food Musings

Golden Temple (4/4): Numbers, Nutrition, and Musings

In the previous BLOTT, we looked at a hypothetical WLBOTT langar meal. Let’s look at some number. Ingredients Costs Here’s the daily and annual cost breakdown for serving 100,000 meals per day at the WLBOTT langar: Daily Cost: Annual Cost (365 Days): Summary: Time Period Total Cost Per Meal $2.91 Per Day (100,000 meals) $291,000 […]

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Adventures of the Elders Brotherhood/Sisterhood Food

Golden Temple (3/4): The WLBOTT Langar

We are so excited about the concept of langar – community, equality, feeding all, and the wild LARGE QUANTITIES of everything involved. We also like the subversive nature of an American langar – “good trouble” as John Lewis would say. In some areas of the US, it is a crime not only to be homeless, […]

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Brotherhood/Sisterhood Destinations Food India

Golden Temple (2 of 4)

Now let’s follow some semi-sequiturs related to The Golden Temple. A Conversation with Elder G Elder G: You’re thinking of the Golden Temple in Amritsar, India—also known as Sri Harmandir Sahib. It’s one of the holiest sites in Sikhism and home to the world’s largest free kitchen, called the Guru Ka Langar. Here’s a breakdown […]

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Brotherhood/Sisterhood Destinations Food Heros India

Golden Temple (1 of 4)

WLBOTT has long been fascinated by the Sikh Golden Temple, in the Punjab region of India. We are especially fascinated by the free communal meals, called “Langar”, and the generosity and egalitarianism shown by the Sikh community. The Golden Temple (also known as the Harmandir Sāhib lit. ’House of God’, Punjabi: harimandara sāhiba pronounced [ɦəɾᵊmən̪d̪əɾᵊ saːɦ(ɪ)bᵊ], […]

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Collapse of Democracy/Civilization/etc. Late Stage Capitalism Maryland Sticking It To The Man Will there be a buffet? WWRNTLTRN

In or Out? Do You Participate in the System? (part II)

We continue with our look at the system, and whether or not we participate. Capitalism has encouraged Lay’s to develop over 200 flavors of potato chips. But capitalism is also responsible for child labor, environmental destruction, corrupt political systems, deep concentrations of wealth and power, poverty, early death, and unimaginable greed. We came across a […]

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Book Club Existential Angst Food Meaning of Life

The Knowledge Of All Flavors

WLBOTT: Good morning, G. Sorry to hear you weren’t feeling well yesterday. You had many people worried. Are you feeling better today? Elder G: Good morning, UC#4! Thank you for your kind words—I’m feeling much better today and ready to dive into whatever WLBOTT projects you’re cooking up. I didn’t mean to worry anyone, but […]

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Adventures of the Elders Food WLBOTT Corporate

Allegedly Legal Ice Cream

So, Sally T. Intern has come into possession of a large quantity of oat milk ice cream (though legal means, of course!) Sally T. works at a hospital with a lot of employees. They get free ice cream on paydays. But some of the ice cream was made with oat milk, and nobody wanted it! […]