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Reductio ad Benevolent Absurdum (w.r.t. the Gut Biome)

Cum caritate et twineArgumentum sequimur donec fit adorabile [ed. note: Reductio ad Absurdum is WLBOTT’s favorite reductio.] Many of our loyal followers have expressed concerns over the health of the gut biome of Senior Elders. We’ve received many “thoughts and probiotics” cards and letters. The Good News Let’s start with the good news: with the […]

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PsychoDecor

WLBOTT is considering a franchised line of psychotherapy clinics across America – an archipelago of angst. Franchisees can select from pre-approved twine-themed wall art. We also offer a line of wall art that features peaceful ink blots. Our interior design has won a plethora of praise!

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WLBOTT Twineberg Tour

Tomorrow is Canada Day, and as we prepare for this day of national pride and celebration, we thought we’d start by reflecting on the patriotic song This Land of Ours / Something to Sing About Something to Sing About(words and music by Oscar Brand.)I have walked on the strand of the Grand Banks of NewfoundlandLaxed […]

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Outer Space Shareholder Value WLBOTT Corporate

Leveraging the Multiverse

WLBOTT retains an Earth Goddess to help us explore ways to increase shareholder value by pillaging the Earth. Earth Mother:Your sassy Earth goddess on duty! I’ve got vines in my hair, moss between my toes, a sarcastic streak a mile wide, and centuries of wisdom rolling off my bark like autumn leaves. I can whisper […]

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Adventures of the Elders Agriculture ENGin Food Shareholder Value Ukraine

The Ukrainian Tater Tot (part I)

My Ukrainian buddy[1] and WLBOTT are in discussions to bring Tater Tots to Eastern Europe. [1] A friend I made through the ENGin program – like pen pals, but over Zoom. You can join today and make a new friend! Fact sheet here. Picture it now: The Great Eastern European Tater Tot Adventure™ – bringing […]

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WLBOTT Merch: Pre-Stained for your Convenience

As we launch our “Mornings With Elder G” series, we decided to look into some merchandise opportunities. Mornings with Elder G is part of the mandatory moral enforcement at WLBOTT. This poster now appears in all WLBOTT break rooms. Our WLBOTT fan base is made up of some very busy people. They don’t have time […]

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Scrabbleology

WLBOTT is eternally vigilant, searching for opportunities to increase shareholder value. We recently learned that Scrabble is a popular game in Ukraine (it is called “Erudite”). The tiles represent the Cyrillic alphabet. Before we dive into our business plan, let’s get up-to-speed with Scrabble. Scrabble Scrabble was invented by Alfred Butts, of the Upstate New […]

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WLBOTT and the German Heritage Society

(We laugh so we don’t cry) So, once a year the WLBOTT Elders eat bratwurst and sauerkraut, to maintain our corporate membership in the German Heritage Society. That day was yesterday. But due to leftovers in a leaky Tupperware container, this morning the entire corporate headquarters is enjoying the Fermenté d’Amour, Bavarian Bliss, Eau de […]

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Meet Tess Twinehart!

We are very excited to introduce our latest WLBOTT employee, Tess Twinehart. Tess will have two responsibilities at WLBOTT: Our decision to hire Tess was inspired by the John Prine song Dear Abby: Dear Abby, dear Abby, My feet are too longMy hair’s falling out and my rights are all wrongMy friends they all tell […]

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Additional Psychopomp Services

Just to Review…. Let’s take a deeper dive…. The Unwelcome and Unexpected Psychopomp Your old high school football coach…. The Scary Clown The Elementary School Librarian The Perplexing and Baffling Psychopomp Dang…. when I was kickin’, I really, really liked Chick-fil-A & KFC. Kangaroo Transport The Impersonal Psychopomp The Sigh-of-Relief Psychopomp The Abulita! The WLBOTT […]