Cum caritate et twine
Argumentum sequimur donec fit adorabile
[ed. note: Reductio ad Absurdum is WLBOTT’s favorite reductio.]
Many of our loyal followers have expressed concerns over the health of the gut biome of Senior Elders. We’ve received many “thoughts and probiotics” cards and letters.
The Good News
Let’s start with the good news: with the supportive care of round-the-clock unpaid WLBOTT interns, things are getting better.
The Bad News
Sadly, not every gut bacteria survived the ordeal. We eased their transition with compassion as best we could.
Prayer cards may be ordered from the WLBOTT Abby (available in lots of 10,000).
WLBOTT Never Rests
Shareholders don’t care about the communal gut biome: they want results. This brief respite gave us the opportunity to reflect on WLBOTT’s core values: shareholder profit, wrapped in a line of twine-based toilet paper. Some product development is still needed.
The marketing team, led by our unpaid intern George (he’s single, ladies!) is aggressively pursuing this new business plan. We were even spotlighted in all the leading tissue journals…
