Come join Elder G and me as we begin this wistful journey! Whist – the Nuts and Bolts Whist is the father to Spades and Bridge. It also embraced the “ace high”. Whist is a classic English trick-taking card game that was widely played in the 18th and 19th centuries. Although the rules are simple, […]
Category: Curated Absurdity
WLBOTT is proud to sponsor the 2026 Grand Central Station Squash Tournament. Elder JimZim y familia are currently in New York City to sample the bagels and attend the Grand Central Station Squash Championship as our official representative. Times Past Una plétora de problemas No one informed us that the squash court walls were supposed […]
Dreamtime / Jaipur
Circumnavigation series Next in the series Muscat → Jaipur (JAI): ~1,200 miles Elder G and I landed in Jaipur, in northern India for our next refueling stop. Jaipur, Rajasthan India Boarding Bites The Jaipur airport has an interesting service. It’s like a door-dash right to your seat at the boarding gate. And what […]
We are a Proud, Hungry People
The WLBOTT Elders average over 6’9″ (men) and 6’4″ (women), with a solid hunter-gatherer lifestyle. We are a proud, and hungry, people. Calorie Requirements Elder G provides our daily calorie requirements: Elder Men (6’9″) Daily requirement:4,000 to 5,200 calories/day Elder Women (6’4″) Daily requirement:3,400 to 4,600 calories/day HOW THIS COMPARES Group Daily Calories Average modern […]
Many years ago, as an inchoate proto-WLBOTTer (December 8th, 2004, as it turns out), I read a book called 9 Things You Simply Must Do to Succeed in Love and Life by Dr. Henry Cloud. Chapter 8 caught my attention: Hate Well. Q: How cool is the Austin Public Library?A: Very cool. Some Kindle excerpts […]
Many of you are familial with the board game Trouble. Lots of fun, and a great way to vent long-standing family grudges. Things can get a little competitive. Trouble But let’s not get ahead of ourselves. Exactly what is Trouble? From Gemini, hinting at the brutal nature of the game… The Trouble board game is […]
Many of you have been requesting a way to fill your leisure time with a WLBOTT-themed activity. We’ve got just the thing for you! We’ve created high-res collages that showcase the highlights (?) of the 2025 Year of WLBOTT. If so inclined, you can click on the images below. A high res version of the […]
Circumnavigation series Next in the series Aberdeen → Friedrichshafen (FDH): ~820 milesCumulative Miles/Kilometers: 4,480 / 7,210 Elder G and I left Scotland and flew to our next refueling stop – Friedrichshafen, Germany. Friedrichshafen, Germany Zeppelin Museum Friedrichshafen Oh, it makes me Wonder Did Led Zeppelin ever visit the Zeppelin museum? Friedrichshafen Airport […]
It was a red-letter day at WLBOTT yesterday. We suspended our “no human contact” policy and had a live gathering of the Elders. After clearing customs and immigration, Elders JA and JA-SU joined us by zoom from Canada. Elder JimZim drove over from HousTex, and Elder JPZ and SU coordinated the HQ gathering. Initially, there […]
I am the eggplant,they are the eggplant,we are the aubergine,See how it glistens in vegetable dreams,Purple as midnight tea,goo goo g’joob.Elementary chicken singing Constrictive BoxersSlice of the eggplant / grill of the eggplant / over easy deep fat fryer,Watch as it sighs on a cast-iron pan,Smells like philosophy,goo goo g’joob.Sitting in a WLBOTT garden, waiting […]