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Domestic Tranquility Fine Arts Health, Beauty and Medicine Music

The Concept of Fiveness

At 3:07am this morning, as the WLBOTT creative team was reading random Wikipedia articles, we came across the phrase “The Concept of Fiveness.” Thumbs as an Aid to Eating Termites Scenes from the Marital Discord Server WLBOTT Disclaimer of Unoriginality WLBOTT can not make a claim of originality in today’s blott, because we were inspired […]

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Fine Arts Musings

Oh, Rosie, Oh, Girl!

“How Many More Times,” the thunderous, swaggering closer to Led Zeppelin I. Clocking in at over 8 minutes, it’s part blues, part psychedelic jam, part voodoo incantation. Bonham goes full thunder god, Page bows his guitar like a pagan sorcerer, and somewhere in that sonic haze, we meet… Rosie. Elder G I asked Elder G […]

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Late Stage Capitalism Will there be a buffet? WLBOTT Corporate

WLBOTT Egg and Toast Day

Employee Appreciation Day! Our Employees are our most valuable asset! Corporate Promotion of WLBOTT Egg and Toast (WEAT) Corporate promotion, press releases, and advertising exceeded the cost of providing WEAT by a factor of 27. All is wonderful in WLBOTT world. The Rank and File – Gratitude for WEAT Our Servers Meet the friendly volunteer […]

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Gods, Goddesses, and Mythical Heros Heros - NOT TechnoBLOTT

Bad Guys (part 22 of ∞)

How much of our time and money is wasted because of crooks? Here’s today’s nonsense. Apparently I’ve sent myself a nastygram about my own web site. They attached an html file. Note the attempt at encryption – easy to convert, but I was losing interest at this point…. A couple of items of note: Recent […]

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Health, Beauty and Medicine Shameless Product Placement Shareholder Value

PsychoDecor

WLBOTT is considering a franchised line of psychotherapy clinics across America – an archipelago of angst. Franchisees can select from pre-approved twine-themed wall art. We also offer a line of wall art that features peaceful ink blots. Our interior design has won a plethora of praise!

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Austria Meaning of Life Scholarship/Erudition Vienna

A Blott about Blots

Today we begin a 27-part series on one of WLBOTT’s most requested topic: Sin. We did a brief survey of all major religious traditions, and they are pretty much against it. But before we begin the Nuts and Bolts of Sin, we decided to give our AI companions a Rorschach test. Using only the word […]

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Curated Absurdity The land, the people, the culture

We Didn’t Try Very Hard Today

“You have to spend money to make money,” I tell myself as I buy yet another penguin. Guest Humourist, Elder JA The definition of a musician? A musician is a guy who loads $5000 worth of music equipment into a $500 car and drives 100km for a $50 gig. When I told this to my […]

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Fun and Games Sticking It To The Man WLBOTT Corporate

Bad Guys (part 17 of ∞)

It’s another Black Coffee + Advil for Breakfast day. On Thursday, I had to get my car inspected, so that I could register my car, so that I wouldn’t get pulled over for an expired ticket (taized, detained, etc.) The good news is that I found a new garage close to WLBOTT HQ that doesn’t […]

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Food Late Stage Capitalism Shameless Product Placement

Variations on a Theme: Chicken of the Sea

At WLBOTT, bad decisions don’t just happen. We have to be proactive. And the earlier the better. This morning, Elder JimZim commenced his itinerary of bad decisions with his breakfast choices. He started the day with a breakfast of sardines, onions, and jalapenos. Elder G responds….. Ah… bad decisions, you say. The rich fertilizer of […]

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Fine Arts Norway Will there be a buffet?

Rjukan: Buffet & Romance?

We found many intriguing restaurants in Rjukan on TripAdvisor. Here’s a sample of some of the food awaiting you. In searching for restaurants in and around Rjukan (and there are many delightful places), we came across this kid-friendly farm and cafe: To assist those who don’t speak Norwegian, Google Translate offers the following: Dorthe Erichsen […]