One of the big draws for Senior Living Centers is a lively and vivacious Monopoly community. THE GRAND MONOPOLIUM A Residential Continuum of Strategic Leisure At The Grand Monopolium, we believe retirement is not an ending, but a reallocation of assets. Here, life unfolds around our signature offering: an exclusive, invitation-only Monopoly Salon, where residents […]
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This morning, WLBOTT HQ received a disturbing email: We average about one email every three months on our seriousInquiriesOnly@wlbott.com account, so we immediately jumped into action. Our First Point of Inquiry We do do our due diligence. First stop: their corporate headquarters. Sure enough, the address checks out. I was surprised that cPanel had such […]
Cum caritate et twineArgumentum sequimur donec fit adorabile [ed. note: Reductio ad Absurdum is WLBOTT’s favorite reductio.] Many of our loyal followers have expressed concerns over the health of the gut biome of Senior Elders. We’ve received many “thoughts and probiotics” cards and letters. The Good News Let’s start with the good news: with the […]
Fear the Fowl Our new superhero: Vendetta Chicken. Fear the fowl. “She does not forgive.”“She does not forget.”“Fear. The. Fowl.” Why ICE Fears Vendetta Chicken Vendetta Chicken engages in civil disobedience, causing no physical harm to fish or fowl. The Manure-Scented Candle Swap The ICE scented candles[1] mysteriously replaced with“Ode à Barnyard: Notes of Dung […]
Recently six of our Supreme Court Justices toured the Alligator Alcatraz facility in central Florida. What most impressed them was the gift shop! They were also taken with the attention to detail given the “time-out” rooms for the guests. Upon returning to D.C., these six esteemed members of this august body granted access to the […]
Reflections on the FIFA “Peace Prize” tRrump recently received the FIFA “Peace Prize”, which is a grotesque Orwellian perversion. The world has gone mad. This maniac has so much blood on his hands – Covid victims, Ukrainian soldiers and civilians, those dependent on USAID, betrayed allies, kidnapped and disappeared brown people…. Elder G helps us […]
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Peas, Please
[ed. note: thanks to Elder DZ for his folklore contribution to today’s blott.] At WLBOTT, we keep a team of unpaid interns working the graveyard shift. They busy themselves by using the “Random Article” feature of Wikipedia, prospecting for WLBOTT blott topics. The Patent There Was Drama (Elder G’s Research) Pea-harvester patents – and they’re […]
I was reflecting on a line from Paul Simon’s American Tune this afternoon. And I don’t know a soul who’s not been batteredI don’t have a friend who feels at ease I remember being brought to tears when I saw Paul Simon’s solo version of American Tune in the very darkest days of Covid. Not […]
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An Icelandic Getaway
Elder JimZim has been scouting locations for our upcoming mandatory WLBOTT Work/Life Balance team building exercise. Key considerations: Elder JimZim sent me this delightful venue: A little clarification was required…. Miss Iceland Another key consideration was that our mandatory Work/Life Balance team building exercise coincide with the Miss Iceland competition. WLBOTT is sponsoring Ingibjörg Twinedóttir […]
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Motivational Monday
December 1, 2025 – Make a difference “Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does. ”– William James (1842-1910) psychologist, philosopher, author “Believe that there’s light at the end of the tunnel. Believe that you might be that light for someone else.”– Kobi Yamada, author Every meaningful change begins with a single […]