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Elder JA and Lady R Visit Tour Bus Rental Locations
Barnaby’s Budget Band Cruisers
ThunderWolf
Gord, salesman of the month at ThunderWolf tour bus rentals (technically their only salesman), greets the young Mountain Sapphire couple. You may remember Gord, who achieved local fame by losing a lawsuit to a pyrotechnics company.
Gord tries to sweeten the deal for Elder JA and Lady R. If they get the Platinum Package (functional brakes, guaranteed) they will receive a free tattoo each! Elder JA and Lady R are cagey when asked if they went for the offer.
Wolverine Eunuchs
Ultimately, Elder JA and Lady R settle on the bus formerly driven by the Wolverine Eunuchs. They pay the 10% surcharge associated with the engine actually turning over.
Let’s Get Rollin’!
Now it’s time to get ready. It’s time to load the bus. It’s time to think of the big tour.
And Away We Go!
And a Few Outtakes
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