It is “Sally The Intern Day” at WLBOTT HQ.
So my daughter (and unpaid WLBOTT intern) Sally the Intern sent me a hilarious video collection of dads that dressed up like their teen aged daughters and recreated over-the-top drama. Sometimes the daughters laughed, sometimes they did not!
Anyhow….
Growing Up in a WLBOTT Household
Indeed, Sally is long-suffering due to her WLBOTT upbringing. For example, she just wants coffee, eggs, and toaster waffles so she can get on with her day. Here’s what a typical morning would look like for her:
First, she must endure a lecture on the upcoming WLBOTT topic-of-the-day.
I don’t see what her problem is. On this particular day, the topic was the Tasselled Wobbegong shark.
Before breakfast can commence, Sally must endure the Blessing of Twine, Peace, and Shareholder Value.
Eggs
And another trial Sally must endure…. Before she can scramble a few eggs, she must get unanimous consensus from the chickens (they roast in the kitchen).
The Universal Law of Parenting: Don’t Wake the Baby
This rule never goes away, even when the kids are all grown up.
Happy Birthday, Sally!
