Late Breaking: Today WLBOTT Corporate announced a new holiday: -40° Day. Employees are encouraged to celebrate between 11:59am and 12:01 pm in the time zone of their choice. Celebrations outside the designated time must be documented on the time sheet. This is part of WLBOTT’s commitment to employee work-life balance. Key moments in the F°/C° […]
As a child, I was fascinated with the Johnny Weissmuller Tarzan movies. What an idyllic life! A loving family, living in a tree house, no boring school all day, ostrich eggs over easy for breakfast, and a pet chimpanzee. Every day was a field day with a picnic. And Tarzan had a magic word! Ungawa! […]
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Our WLBOTT visitors are busy people. You don’t have time to endlessly scour the Internet for memes. To provide value to our shareholders, we perform this task for you.
Thanks to Unindicted Co-conspirator #1 for today’s topic. Esteemed members, One of the suggestions for cleaning old coins that I found via google is to put the coin in a mixture of lemon juice and salt for a while. Of course, I didn’t want to try this out on a valuable coin, so I took […]
Clackamas (/ˈklækəməs/ CLAK-ə-məss) is an unincorporated community and former census-designated place (CDP) in Clackamas County, Oregon, United States,[3] and is a suburb of Portland. The population was approximately 7,000 as of 2010. – From Wikipedia Not to be confused with Clackamas County, Oregon. However, in WLBOTT fashion, we remain very confused. Oregon City Municipal Elevator, Clackamas County Into the […]
A perennial board agenda item at WLBOTT corporate meetings is, “Will there be a buffet?” If we’re discussing the Akershus Royal Norwegian Banquet Hall (1510 N Ave of the Stars, Orlando, FL 32830), the answer is a big WLBOTT Ja! The Genesis of Buffet Question During the dark days of the pandemic, there arose a […]
At the WLBOTT Senior Executive Dining Hall, we occasionally serve homemade Varenikis. They are dumplings stuffed with a mashed potato mixture, then either boiled or fried. Incredibly versatile – the stuffing can include cheese, sausage, cabbage, mushrooms, onions, carrots…. And the toppings – sour cream, gravies of all types, marinara sauce. Sally the Intern likes […]
Unindicted WLBOTT Co-conspirator #1, in an attempted arbitrage, has held this currency for decades: