Doris Miller and Admiral Nimitz were born just 168 miles apart, but their fates became intertwined in Pearl Harbor. The story of Doris Miller is amazing in many respects – personal heroism, patriotism, and a lasting positive societal influence. Doris “Dorie” Miller was an African American sailor in the United States Navy during World War […]
Author: Texas Toast
Nothing beats the enthusiasm of returning to the WLBOTT headquarters after a refreshing and recharging holiday. What a great year lays in store for us! Carpe Diem!!!! Greeting from Corporate “Get back to work.” A Message from our CEO “Get back to work.” Educational Opportunities Await You at WLBOTT HR Department: Here to Serve You […]
Our Amicus WLBOTTis “H” noticed a connection between Slim Whitman and a national, and more importantly, Texas hero, Admiral Chester Nimitz. Here’s one for you … Including a free NAH … What famous Texan shares/shared a physical attribute with Slim Whitman? – H Okay, so known physical attributes of Slim Whitman:1) not among the living2) […]
The WLBOTT research team investigated the politest and rudest countries. There seems to be a lot of subjective bias, but luckily we don’t care. Nice Site 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 US News andWorld Report Australia Spain New Zealand Canada Italy Portugal Ireland Greece Finland Thailand Yahoo Finance Canada Thailand […]
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2024 Goals and Reflections
To the extent that it does not effect shareholder value, our primary goal is: Goal: Maintain current high levels of Corporate Bonhomie and Joie de Vie Goal: Avoiding Congressional Subpoenas Goal: Global Domination of the Twine Industry Goal: Inclusivity We’re thinking of hiring a vegetarian…. Goal: We humbly ask for Guidance Goal: Avoid Eternal Damnation […]
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2023: Year in Review
We Have Arrived 2023 proved to be a big year for WLBOTT. Three signature events showed we have entered the Big Time: 2023 By the Numbers File Size: Zipped WLBOTT Site: 2.4GBZipped WLBOTT WP DB: 3.4MB Editor’s Choice: Favorite BLOTTs The editors are proud [sic] to announce the BLOTTs that they are least ashamed of….. […]
Elders – in lieu of holiday presents, we’ve made a contribution to World Central Kitchen (WCK) in honor of the Elders to be used to provide food in places like Gaza and Ukraine. I’ve been following WCK for years and believe it is a worthy cause to be associated with WLBOTT – food to those […]
WLBOTT is lucky to have a theologian on staff (UC#2). Although 98% of his moral and ethical recommendations are dismissed outright due to impacts on shareholder value, he has provided us with an interesting insight with regard to obtaining our eternal reward. According to UC#2, getting into heaven is based on a system of bonus […]
[Thanks to UC#3 for today’s rabbit hole.] Howdy – I hope everyone had a good Boxing Day. Our son who just returned from New Zealand gifted me with a wonderful sweater made with 40% possum fur – this has to be worthy of incorporating into the WLBOTT tour – how to they shear the possums […]
Sally the Intern has always enjoyed twine-themed birthday celebrations. Now get back to work. The Office Party Sally’s 20th Century Ancestors Sally’s 19th Century Ancestors Sally’s 17th Century Ancestors Sally’s 14th Century Ancestors Cake Ideas Party Guests An eclectic group of well-wishers attended Sally the Intern‘s party.