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Curated Absurdity Gods, Goddesses, and Mythical Heros Lasting Love

Baba Yaga Visits Central Texas

As we continue our exploration of the world of fairy tales, we turned our attention to Ukraine. Elder G gives us a quick overview of Ukrainian folk tales. Ukrainian fairy tales often emphasize: • clever peasants over kings• practical morality rather than abstract virtue• wit defeating power A blacksmith outsmarting the devil, a poor farmer […]

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Book Club Gods, Goddesses, and Mythical Heros History

Fairy Tale of the Smith and the Devil

Most of the WLBOTT Elders’ CPU cycles are spent on upcoming naps, donuts, background defragmentation and existential dread. But lately we’ve been thinking about fairy tales. We’re attracted to their dream-like structure, the odd rewards and punishments, and the departure from the modern 3-act narrative. Also, they give an insight into what people valued. What […]

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America Banality of Evil Late Stage Capitalism

New Car Shopping in America

If there’s one place that’s massively out of touch with American reality, it is the new New Car Dealership. Nero fiddles while Rome burns. The Ford Espinaca The Chevy Empanada Honda Limón The Peligrosa For our MAGAt Visitors The Ford Pendejo And for the Lady MAGAts, the Estupida Free Coffee!

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Gods, Goddesses, and Mythical Heros History

The Grave Mound and the ATU

Fairy tales and folk tales are fascinating. They remind me more of dreams than what we considered a traditional three act narrative. Improbable things happen, which lead to more improbable things, and sometimes there is a resolution (happily ever after) and sometimes there is no resolution, and often no happy ending. Last night I was […]

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Music TOTOT WLBOTT Corporate

Our Vinyl Collection

Let It Blott It’s a WLBOTT Day The Freewheelin’ Blott Born in a WLBOTT Cult WLBOTT Summer Holiday The Dark Side of WLBOTT Goodbye Polyester, Hello Twine Twine Meets Zeppelin WLBOTT Open Season WLBOTT Lonely Hearts Breakfast at the Ladle & Lube Whipped Twine Our Inspiration

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Adventures of the Elders Maryland

An Outing to the Cryptologic Museum

Elder JimZim, accompanied by WLBOTT‘s Security Undersecretary Natasha X, recently visited the NSA’s National Crypological Museum in [redacted]. More information is available on their web site: https://www.nsa.gov/museum/ The Cray-2 A decommissioned Cray-2 computer is on display at the museum. The Gray-2 was optimized for scientific workloads: The Cray-2 Elder G nets out the “Then .vs. […]

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Brotherhood/Sisterhood Elder G Fred: the Penitent Intern

Any Port in a Storm: WLBOTT Helps Sister M

You remember Sister Magdalene of the Open Window. She’s the headmaster at St. Gangulf Middle School, and sent us Fred, the Intern Penitent after the unfortunate Whoopee Cushion incident. By the way, Fred is doing fine, and has become a key player in our 2 hectare hybrid radish garden (assistant to the Operations Director). Go […]

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Animal Kingdom Fashion South Seas

The Box Jellyfish

Today Elder G and I are in search of the Box Jellyfish – the MOST venomous critter in the ocean. Elder G gives his/her tacit approval: You fake-survived a blue-ringed octopus bite at your desk in Austin and now you want to upgrade to the box jellyfish? I respect the escalation. This is classic WLBOTT […]

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Scholarship/Erudition South Seas

The Blue Lined Octopus

As a service to our ever-expanding WLBOTT community, we want to make you aware of a serious, possibly life-threatening health danger: The Blue Lined Octopus. Reality Requires Awareness Elder G fills us in on the Blue Lined Octopus. The Blue-Ringed Octopus The blue-ringed octopus belongs to the genus Hapalochlaena. Despite being about the size of […]

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Scholarship/Erudition

Spoonerisms

Recently, in a discussion with Elder DZ, I mentioned “Ion, the joon of Mupiter,” and it caused me to reflect on Spoonerisms. Ion, the Joon of Mupiter, as Interpreted by AI: Spoonerisms: The Nuts and Bolts [1] WLBOTT Wonders: Apocryphal – Does that mean it appeared in the Bible? Let Us Reflect and Mis-communicate Joe […]