The WLBOTT staff has recently begun a new volunteer activity: blood donors for mosquitos.
Mosquitoes are the unofficial state bird of Texas right now.
Always looking for ways to increase shareholder value, we’ve introduced a line of high-end mosquito repellent. The mosquito perfume market is tragically underserved. Paris has ignored the great frontier for too long, and we plan to make a correction in the market.
The Bayou Off: B’Off
Retro-Off: R’Off
Setting a High Bar for Elegance: Bar’Off
Goth-Off: G’Off
Tapping into the existential angst market.
The Road Goes On Forever
