WLBOTT: Because of certain economic factors, egg prices have risen considerably. Is this also true with egg jokes? Elder G: Ah, you’ve cracked open a serious issue! With the rising cost of eggs, egg jokes have also seen inflation. The yolk index is at an all-time high, and some of the best puns are now […]
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Our very own Sally The Intern completed the 1,000 piece eponymous jig saw puzzle yesterday. Since all the pieces were the same shape, she had to complete the puzzle upside down, using a grid printed by the manufacturer.
We continue our look at Bread Spreads, focusing on Salo (Ukraine’s national dish). Again, thanks to Elder KM for the suggestion. al Jazeera has a nice introduction to his pork product: Museum of Salo Apparently the Salo Museum is a popular destination for bachelorette parties. A Life of Luxury Salo – pig fat – has […]
We continue our look at Bread Spreads, focusing on Ikra (zucchini/bell pepper/eggplant spread). Again, thanks to Elder KM for the suggestion. To help my fellow central Texans relate, Ikra is a cross between Texas Caviar and Salsa. This recipe is inspired by the traditional dish Ikra, or “eggplant caviar,” a Russian and Ukrainian staple. Ikra […]
Elder KM provided the Ukrainian perspective on bread spreads…. Forshmak From the Jewish Food Society: You can read about the fascinating family history of Anna and her mother Rhoda here. She also shares her family recipes on this site. Our recipe for Forshmak comes from the web site Flavors of Diaspora, based partly on the […]
Yesterday’s discussion of mayonnaise has sparked creative discussions in a variety of area. As Elder DZ remarks…. As to the marshmallow fluff, I was not introduced to it until I moved to Ithaca a decade ago. A popular snack in my freshman dorm was the Poptart Club—two poptarts, serving as the bread, with marshmallow fluff, […]
The Internet was ablaze yesterday evening as the WLBOTT Elders engaged in a heated discussion over mayonnaise. The kerfuffle began when Elder JJZ unilaterally declared the Mayonnaise of Choice. Elder JA pointed out that Canadian mayo is made with Canadian eggs and Canadian canola oil. Elder JJZ countered that he invented the mayo-pickle-white bread sandwich […]
The Andromeda Paradox comes from Roger Penrose’s interpretation of special relativity and the concept of simultaneity—what counts as “now” for different observers. A Simple Example Imagine two people standing on Earth, Alice and Bob. Alice is standing still, while Bob is walking briskly toward the Andromeda Galaxy. Why is this weird? Both are standing right […]
In the previous BLOTT, we reviewed Elder X’s claim that WLBOTT had a wanton disregard for reality. It should be noted that Elder X is from Canada. Because of the language barrier that exists between Canada and the United States, we’re not sure of Elder X meant wanton or wonton. First, we had to educate […]
One of our elders, let’s call him or her Elder X, in a loving and respectful manner, suggested that WLBOTT has a “wanton disregard for reality.” Fair enough. Duly noted. Some feverish images of our wanton disregard for reality…. Elder G Weighs In Should We Be Concerned? Yes I conferred with WLBOTT attorney Elder G, […]