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Mildly Interesting Music TechnoBLOTT

Chain of Wisdom

Our youngest Elder, the scholar Elder DZ, is WLBOTT’s conduit for all culture involving people under 65. He takes the pulse of the younger generation. He recently describe an interesting property of Wikipedia – the Chain of Wisdom. According to Elder G: There is even a Wikipedia article about this: The Wikipedia philosophy phenomenon, sometimes […]

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Adventures of the Elders

Let’s Have an Adventure!

It’s Adventure Day here at WLBOTT HQ! Adventures mean different things to different people. Let us explore. Bev, From HR Bev, from HR, wanted to challenge herself. She was determined to spend 24 hours in a batting cage, in preparation for the WLBOTT summer softball league. Introducing Elder G2 I asked Elder G and Elder […]

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Brotherhood/Sisterhood South Seas Texas

Intersectionality: Niue and Dime Box

At our early morning WLBOTT staff meeting, Sister Magdalena was quite excited this morning. She’s all about connecting people, sharing joyful connections, and trying to manage in her late night Wikipedia random article obsession. Today’s topic was the intersectionality of Niue and Old Dime Box, Texas. We’re not sure about the sunglasses. A Little Bit […]

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Poetry

The Elders and the Oysters

Guest blotter Elder G provides today’s offering… The Elder and the Oysters “The time has come,” the Elders said,“To talk of many things:Of twine and kelp and rubber hens,And broken tractor springs.Of why the Hall of MetronomesStill loudly ticks and pings.” “But wait a bit,” said Sister Mag,“The hour is hardly right.Fred, put that cheese […]

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Adventures of the Elders Alberta Music

2026 Mountain Sapphire World Tour

THE MOST IMPORTANT MUSICAL EVENT IN CANADIAN HISTORY™Western Canada & Select Parking Lots For Immediate Release: Elder JA and Lady R Visit Tour Bus Rental Locations Barnaby’s Budget Band Cruisers ThunderWolf Gord, salesman of the month at ThunderWolf tour bus rentals (technically their only salesman), greets the young Mountain Sapphire couple. You may remember Gord, […]

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Adventures of the Elders Late Stage Capitalism

WLBOTT Tours Amazon

[Thanks to Muse-du-Jour Elder JimZim for setting up today’s tour] In what can only be described as a meeting of equals, WLBOTT toured the Amazon distribution center in Houston, Texas. Interestingly, the Amazon tour guidelines don’t ban smoking! We only bring this up because Sally the Intern‘s emotional support javelina decided to light one up […]

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Brotherhood/Sisterhood History

Strong Women and Strongwomen

At WLBOTT we love those that follow their passion – a passion that explores creativity, protects the vulnerable, inspires the marginalized; passions that challenge the artificial and demeaning chains of hierarchical society. Often a passion that leads to loneliness and isolation in pursuit of an inner belief. Today we’re going to look at strongwomen. Our […]

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Late Stage Capitalism

Wallpaper

Similar to the regime’s current leader, we also receive daily briefings at WLBOTT. But there are some distinct differences: we show up, pay attention, have the ability to read and write, and in general love humanity. Today’s briefing was on the Robert Graves Wallpaper company, a New Your City business that made and sold wallpaper […]

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Curated Absurdity Louisiana

Deltoid Dawn

Deep in the Louisiana Swamps, we learn of the legend of Deltoid Dawn. Legend has it that during the flowering of their love, her beau was eaten by an alligator. She pines to this day. Sightings from the 1930s In Modern and Ancient Folklore “Delta Dawn” by Larry Collins and Alex HarveyDelta Dawn, what’s that […]

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Brotherhood/Sisterhood Elder G

The Simple Life

Eat. Love. Stay warm. Try not to get eaten by wolves.Coffee with Elder G First – Happy Mothers’ Day! But then Elder G and I get into a little deeper discussion. G, why is life so complicated? We’ve gone from village life to having As Elder G puts it: WLBOTT: I think part of the […]