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Can WLBOTT Improve your Heath?

We’ve hired the consulting firm of Ergot & Pigweed, LLC to measure the impact of WLBOTT on our user community’s health and well being.

A focus group suggested we start with princesses, across space, time, dimension, boarders, and legal jurisdictions.

Here are our results:

Puritan Princess
Pre / Post WLBOTT

Martian Princess
(ΔΣΦλ⊈φ≈∨∞ % improvement)
Pre / Post WLBOTT

Medieval Peasant Princess
Pre / Post WLBOTT

Republican Prayer Breakfast Princess
and they’ll know we are Christians by our love, by our love!
(no measurable effect)
Pre / Post WLBOTT

Neanderthal Princess
(47% Improvement)
Pre / Post WLBOTT


Cycloptress Princess
(88% Improvement)
Pre / Post WLBOTT

Viking Warrior Princess
(33.3% Improvement)
Pre / Post WLBOTT

USPS Princess
(-2.63% Improvement)
Pre / Post WLBOTT

WNBA Seniors Princess
(50.5% Improvement)
Pre / Post WLBOTT

Former Miss Vermont Princess
(28% Improvement)
Pre / Post WLBOTT

Texas DMV Princess
(a whopping 314% Improvement)
Pre / Post WLBOTT

Rodeo Clown Princess
(14% Improvement, but her life was pretty cool before WLBOTT)
Pre / Post WLBOTT

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