I guess this is what passes for good news these days.
Early this morning, while enjoying the fresh late October air on the back steps of WLBOTT HQ, I noticed fire ants crawling underfoot. It’s unusual for fire ants to be active this late in the year, but we can thank our republican colleagues for this.
I sprinkled some Amdro on the patio (oily corn meal with a fire ant birth control). A few minutes ago I observed a line of ants, carrying tiny crumbs back to the Queen Mother, who is about to stop laying eggs forever.
Censorship Issue
Since this pest management solution involves birth control, I asked NightCafe to create an image that involved fire ants practicing safe sex.
I was booted off the platform.
The closest I got was fire ants practicing social isolation.
But it is our experience that censorship only serves to encourage bad behavior. One of the junior members of the WLBOTT art department (he’s single, ladies!) produced these 1950s pulp depictions to fight NightCafe’s attempt to silence our attempt to education the public on this important issue.
Let’s call our junior marketing associate George (he’s single, ladies!). He came up with many more designs, but they didn’t meet our high publishing standards, and for that reason we will not be publishing the following….
