Again an Elder has brought to our attention the burden that WLBOTTism can place on a relationship.
“Honey, Honey, come look, I won a Kolobok award!!” – Elder KM
“Wow, congrats, that’s so exciting, what is it…oh wait, is this WLBOTT again?” – Elder S (Elder KM’s spousal unit)
Testimonials
“We came for counseling. We left with three bales of twine and a rooster. Our marriage is… different now.” – Satisfied Couple
“I didn’t understand a single word UC#2 said, but I think we’re technically married to a Babylonian goddess now.” – Confused but Committed
Many couples find our phone tree so helpful they never call back.
We’ve found it helpful to have the couples participate in activities to boast their self esteem while engaging with the therapist.
For example, tending the garden.
Another successful strategy is to have the couple work through their anger by cleaning pots and pans at the WLBOTT Ladle & Lub, under the watchful eye of our licensed (DMV, class C; some restrictions apply) therapists.
Semi-Sequitur: You May Bring One (1) Chicken at No Extra Charge
We have specially trained staff.
