Today the WLBOTT team follows Hera and her sister-goddesses as they explore opportunities to revitalize their Temple of Saturn.
The Decline of Heran Worship
Hera was saddened that her once might congregation was in decline.
Now the statues are in disrepair all throughout west Texas.
Annoyingly Few Congregants….
… and the congregants they do have are annoying. They’re mostly interested in the air conditioning and free Wi-Fi.
Search for New Location
While driving around the suburbs of La Mesa, the goddesses noticed not one, but dozens of abandoned churches mounted on stilts. The elderly pastor, Pastor Wade B. Deep, believes a second flood, of biblical proportions, is coming soon. He became convinced of the wickedness of mankind after dealing with Spectrum customer support.
The basement inspection was a snap.
Fixer-Upper
A bake sale at the old Temple helped raise funds for the new building.
A price was agreed upon with Pastor Wade B. Deep. The goddesses then unleashed their creative energy as they make repairs to their new home.
The goddesses re-introduced themselves to the La Mesa community by hosting a lively pre-dawn concert at the local campgrounds.
But soon everyone was celebrating!
