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Adventures of the Elders Food Meaning of Life Texas Will there be a buffet?

Chicken Fried Bacon Pilgrimage

Once upon a time, long ago but not too long ago, Elder UC#3, UC#4-SU, Sally T. Intern, UC#2 and I met up at Sodolak’s Original Country Inn in Snook, Texas. The quest: a pilgrimage to the origin of Chicken Fried Bacon. Our get-together was in August of 2011, during a serious Texas drought. We both […]

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Book Club Collapse of Democracy/Civilization/etc. Meaning of Life

The Heat Will Kill You First / The Second Coming (part III of III)

The Second ComingW. B. Yeats (1919)Turning and turning in the widening gyreThe falcon cannot hear the falconer;Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhereThe ceremony of innocence is drowned;The best lack all conviction, while the worstAre full of passionate intensity.Surely some revelation is at […]

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Curated Absurdity Meaning of Life Mildly Interesting

(Sort of) Celebrating the life of Jeanne Louise Calment

Those Cigarettes Will Kill You Her husband introduced her to smoking, offering cigarettes  after meals, but she did not smoke outside these post-meal occasions. Calment continued smoking in her elderly years until she was 117. She enjoyed chocolate, sometimes indulging in a kilogram (2.2 lb) per week. After the meal, she smoked a cigarette and […]

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Meaning of Life Random Acts of WLBOTTness TechnoBLOTT The land, the people, the culture WLBOTT Corporate

A Bittersweet Encounter with Elder G

Time it was, and what a time it was, it wasA time of innocence, A time of confidencesLong ago, it must be, I have a photographPreserve your memories; They’re all that’s left you.- Paul Simon / Bookends Some bittersweet news today. While discussing WLBOTT’s VP candidate with Elder G, I received a message that his/her […]

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Hopeful Songs on Dismal Days Lasting Love Meaning of Life Music

Song For Sagittarians

Song For Sagittarians is a rich, meditative, and profound song by Shawn Phillips. Song For Sagittariansby Shawn PhillipsOh, archer with your bowstring tightWon’t you let fly with your shaft of lightAre you hunting your quarry now?Are you leaving me, babe, leaving anyhow?But I will remember you when the rain pours downAnd I see you standing […]

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Heros Meaning of Life

Celebrating Archer Matt Stutzman

Elder G: The word “archery” originates from the Latin word “arcus,” which means “bow.” The practice of archery has been around for thousands of years, with early evidence of its use in hunting and warfare found in ancient civilizations such as the Egyptians, Greeks, and Chinese. The term “archery” was adopted into English through Old […]

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Meaning of Life Pantheon

WLBOTT Seminary of Universal Pantheology (S’UP)

The WLBOTT Seminary of Universal Pantheology (S’UP) has brought an issue to the Elders. They are concerned that future schisms, divisions, ruptures, apostasies, recantations, and various doctrinal differences will damage the theological integrity of the WLBOTT pantheon. For example, since WLBOTT is based on being marginal in all areas, a central pantheon member is the […]

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Adventures of the Elders Meaning of Life Nature

The Garden of the Elders

Today we celebrate international blooming! UC#1 & SU I’ve got to make some corrections here. The rhubarb plant is named “Ruby” (not “Barb” as you might have guessed!). Wondering if you’ve ever heard of rhubarb down Texas way. It’s actually called a vegetable and is an acquired taste, which UC#1 hasn’t yet acquired! It’s wonderful […]

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Current Events Meaning of Life Music Sticking It To The Man

How Can I Keep From Schadenfreude?

Perhaps you are familiar with the beautiful hymn / folk song “How Do I Keep From Singing?” “How Can I Keep From Singing?” (also known by its first line “My Life Flows On in Endless Song”) is an American folksong originating as a Christian hymn. The author of the lyrics was known only as ‘Pauline […]

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Meaning of Life

Gifts from God

Gifts from God come in many forms. Traditional Gifts The Long Arc of Justice Gifts Random (but much appreciated) Gifts from God [ed. note: WLBOTT wishes to provide our views with a PG-13 experience, and we have instituted an internal WLBOTT Ministry of Virtue and Vice to safeguard our precious content. Therefore, we must sometimes […]