The Elders of WLBOTT are proud to support the good work of Helen Keller International. At Helen Keller International, we are guided by the fierce optimism of our co-founder, Helen Keller, who advocated for people who would have otherwise been left behind. Today, inequities in health and food systems rob more than one billion people […]
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[ed. note: Elder UC#3 arrived at BWI yesterday morning and immediately relayed his status to WLBOTT HQ] The Texas Connection It should be noted that the New Braunfels Buc-ee’s was the 2012 Winner: Semi-sequitur: Buc-ee’s Is Hiring The Canadian Connection [thanks to UC#1-SU for this update!] Back to BWI Detach this map along the perforated […]
What is WLBOTT? WLBOTT is many thing to many people. It is an empty vessel where we can pour our hopes and fears, of all the years…. We can ask, “Why do the heathens rage?” We can ask, “Why do the raving heave?” We can ask, “Why do the heaving rage?” Sometimes WLBOTT is factoid-based. […]
For out-of-towners, the pain and suffering begins at about 50 gr/m3: Cedar: The Pollen Among Pollens Cedar makes ragweed look like a breath of fresh air. Forest Distribution Map Very cool site by Texas A&M gives extensive data about the forests of Texas. Know your Enemy Learn everything you can about your enemy, so that […]
While taking Sally the Intern to her IRL-money job this morning, just before sunrise, two completely opposite things occurred. Firstly, there was a beautiful crescent moon, with Venus directly above it. Secondly, on the way home (about a mile’s drive), a guy zooms up with his brights on and aggressively rides my tail the whole […]
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Meet the WLBOTT Accounting Team!
UC#3 recently inquired about the status of our WLBOTT corporate discount program (flights, hotels, volume purchases on catheters, Great Zoos of the World 20% off admission, etc.) Although the program hasn’t been finalized, we encourage all employees to whisper the word “WLBOTT” whenever making a financial transaction, just to see what happens. Anyhow, now would […]
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