{"id":9355,"date":"2023-11-12T12:44:23","date_gmt":"2023-11-12T18:44:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=9355"},"modified":"2023-11-12T12:48:01","modified_gmt":"2023-11-12T18:48:01","slug":"the-lives-of-the-elders-sunday-nov-11th-2023","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=9355","title":{"rendered":"The Lives of the Elders: Sunday, Nov. 11th, 2023"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

In celebration of the Lives of the Elders<\/em><\/strong>, the following have be approved by the WLBOTT Ministry of Virtue and Vice<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

[UC#3]<\/strong>\r\nA man named [UC#1] got a new knee\r\nFor awhile, he\u2019ll have to use a Zimmer to go pee\r\nHoping the pain in his knee will reduce in size\r\nAnd the doctors bills vaporize \r\nLuckily, he has UC#1-SU to fill him with glee\n\r\nNu Nee Haiku<\/strong>\r\nA bionic knee\r\nCan help U-C-One run fast\r\nAway from Bigfoot\n<\/pre>\n\n\n\n
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Thanks, UC#3<\/strong>, for the poetry! The first one needs to be Canadianized, however, since we have free medical care. However, UC#1 did order the Zimmer and shower chair from Amazon, which was cheaper than renting them for 2 wk. and having to go to a town 25 minutes away, to pick them up, and of course, return them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Now I know what to make for lunch: \u201cglee soup.\u201d<\/p>\n[UC#1-SU]<\/strong><\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n
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Glee Soup<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n
Google was a little thin on Glee Soup<\/em><\/strong>, but “Glee Recipes” yielded some interesting results:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Glee Club Sandwich
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Glee Au Gratin
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And some pretty random stuff:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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[WLBOTT Headquarters]<\/strong> UC#1, so that we can analyze any potential relativistic effects, could you estimate your JW speed as a fraction of the speed of light? Also, are you cool with a redacted portion of your story being included in a “Lives of the Elders” post? We are sensitive to your various situations in various jurisdictions, so we will exercise the good taste and dignity you’ve come to expect from WLBOTT<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
[UC#1]<\/strong> Yes. 1\/1.079e+11<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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But first a clarification on the use of wind chimes<\/strong> as a tool for summoning assistance from the s\/u.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
With reference to the attached over-the-shoulder picture, you can see the sadistic little [darling] grinning at me as I writhe in pain in in my bed, knowing full well that there is no way I can get enough of an angle on it to strike even a glancing blow. And my more natural “wind” chimes for some reason don’t attract the kind of courteous response I was hoping for. So I have resorted to hollering instead, to which my saintly-patient s\/u responds: “You bellowed?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Meanwhile, an important questions have been on my mind: how do I accurately calculate the distance I have traveled while leaning on my trusty “Johnny Walker”?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The question can be broken down into a series of small movements:<\/p>\n\n\n\n