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WLBOTT <\/strong>HR has granted UC#3 S\/UIRL<\/strong>[1]<\/sup>
(pronounced \/s\u0259\u02c8r\u0113\u0259l\/), but he leaves us with the following non-haiku limerick:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

There once was a man named Jerry\r\nHe farmed a bog full of cranberry\r\nEvery morning he put on his hip waders\r\nAnd would sell his harvest to OceanSpray traders\r\nBut he secretly only enjoyed pie made of blueberry<\/mark><\/pre>\n\n\n\n
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[1]<\/sup> S\/UIRL<\/strong> – Sabbatical\/Unpaid – In Real Life<\/p>\n\n\n
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WLBOTT HR has granted UC#3 S\/UIRL[1](pronounced \/s\u0259\u02c8r\u0113\u0259l\/), but he leaves us with the following non-haiku limerick: There once was a man named Jerry He farmed a bog full of cranberry Every morning he put on his hip waders And would sell his harvest to OceanSpray traders But he secretly only enjoyed pie made of blueberry […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[47,35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7605","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adventures-of-the-elders","category-fine-arts"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7605","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7605"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7605\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7628,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7605\/revisions\/7628"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7605"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7605"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7605"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}