{"id":67126,"date":"2026-06-28T18:15:07","date_gmt":"2026-06-28T23:15:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=67126"},"modified":"2026-06-29T06:05:44","modified_gmt":"2026-06-29T11:05:44","slug":"can-wlbott-improve-your-heath","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=67126","title":{"rendered":"Can WLBOTT Improve your Heath?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

We’ve hired the consulting firm of Ergot & Pigweed, LLC<\/strong> to measure the impact of WLBOTT<\/strong> on our user community’s health and well being.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A focus group suggested we start with princesses<\/strong><\/em>, across space, time, dimension, boarders, and legal jurisdictions.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Here are our results:<\/p>\n\n\n

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Puritan Princess<\/span><\/strong>
Pre \/ Post WLBOTT<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n
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Martian Princess<\/span><\/strong>
(\u0394\u03a3\u03a6\u03bb\u2288\u03c6\u2248\u2228\u221e % improvement)
Pre \/ Post WLBOTT<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n
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Medieval Peasant Princess<\/span><\/strong>
Pre \/ Post WLBOTT<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n
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Republican Prayer Breakfast Princess<\/span><\/strong>
and they’ll know we are Christians by our love, by our love!<\/em>
(no measurable effect)
Pre \/ Post WLBOTT<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n
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Neanderthal Princess<\/span><\/strong>
(47% Improvement)
Pre \/ Post WLBOTT<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n
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Texas Princesses<\/span><\/strong>
(63% and 44% Improvement, respectively)
Pre \/ Post WLBOTT<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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Cycloptress Princess<\/span><\/strong>
(88% Improvement)
Pre \/ Post WLBOTT<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n
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Viking Warrior Princess<\/span><\/strong>
(33.3% Improvement)
Pre \/ Post WLBOTT<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n
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USPS Princess<\/span><\/strong>
(-2.63% Improvement)
Pre \/ Post WLBOTT<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n
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WNBA Seniors Princess<\/span><\/strong>
(50.5% Improvement)
Pre \/ Post WLBOTT<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n
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Former Miss Vermont Princess<\/span><\/strong>
(28% Improvement)
Pre \/ Post WLBOTT<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n
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Texas DMV Princess<\/span><\/strong>
(a whopping 314% Improvement)
Pre \/ Post WLBOTT<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n
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Rodeo Clown Princess<\/span><\/strong>
(14% Improvement, but her life was pretty cool before WLBOTT)
Pre \/ Post WLBOTT<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n
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no data<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

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We’ve hired the consulting firm of Ergot & Pigweed, LLC to measure the impact of WLBOTT on our user community’s health and well being. A focus group suggested we start with princesses, across space, time, dimension, boarders, and legal jurisdictions. Here are our results:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[153],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-67126","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-health-beauty-and-medicine"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=67126"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67126\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":67149,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67126\/revisions\/67149"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=67126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=67126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=67126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}