{"id":66350,"date":"2026-05-17T18:19:50","date_gmt":"2026-05-17T23:19:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=66350"},"modified":"2026-05-17T18:45:11","modified_gmt":"2026-05-17T23:45:11","slug":"2026-mountain-sapphire-world-tour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=66350","title":{"rendered":"2026 Mountain Sapphire World Tour"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

THE MOST IMPORTANT MUSICAL EVENT IN <\/strong>
CANADIAN HISTORY\u2122<\/strong>
Western Canada & Select Parking Lots<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

For Immediate Release:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Elder JA and Lady R Visit Tour Bus Rental Locations<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Barnaby’s Budget Band Cruisers<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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ThunderWolf<\/h4>\n\n\n\n

Gord<\/strong>, salesman of the month at ThunderWolf<\/strong> tour bus rentals (technically their only salesman), greets the young Mountain Sapphire<\/strong> couple. You may remember Gord<\/strong>, who achieved local fame by losing a lawsuit to a pyrotechnics company.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Gord<\/strong> tries to sweeten the deal for Elder JA<\/strong> and Lady R<\/strong>. If they get the Platinum Package<\/em> (functional brakes, guaranteed) they will receive a free tattoo each<\/strong><\/em>! Elder JA<\/strong> and Lady R<\/strong> are cagey when asked if they went for the offer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Wolverine Eunuchs<\/h4>\n\n\n\n

Ultimately, Elder JA<\/strong> and Lady R<\/strong> settle on the bus formerly driven by the Wolverine Eunuchs<\/em>. They pay the 10% surcharge associated with the engine actually turning over.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Let’s Get Rollin’!<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Now it’s time to get ready. It’s time to load the bus. It’s time to think of the big tour.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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And Away We Go!<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

And a Few Outtakes<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

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