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The WLBOTT<\/strong> staff has recently begun a new volunteer activity: blood donors for mosquitos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mosquitoes are the unofficial state bird of Texas right now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Always looking for ways to increase shareholder value, we’ve introduced a line of high-end mosquito repellent. The mosquito perfume market is tragically underserved. Paris has ignored the great frontier for too long, and we plan to make a correction in the market.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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The Bayou Off: B’Off<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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Retro-Off: R’Off<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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Setting a High Bar for Elegance: Bar’Off<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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Goth-Off: G’Off<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Tapping into the existential angst market.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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The Road Goes On Forever<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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