{"id":65062,"date":"2026-03-01T16:51:14","date_gmt":"2026-03-01T22:51:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=65062"},"modified":"2026-03-05T06:09:11","modified_gmt":"2026-03-05T12:09:11","slug":"new-car-shoping-in-america","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=65062","title":{"rendered":"New Car Shopping in America"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

If there’s one place that’s massively out of touch with American reality, it is the new New Car Dealership<\/strong>. Nero fiddles while Rome burns.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Ford Espinaca<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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The Chevy Empanada<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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Honda Lim\u00f3n<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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The Peligrosa<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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For our MAGAt Visitors<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

The Ford Pendejo<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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And for the Lady MAGAts, the Estupida<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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Free Coffee!<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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If there’s one place that’s massively out of touch with American reality, it is the new New Car Dealership. Nero fiddles while Rome burns. The Ford Espinaca The Chevy Empanada Honda Lim\u00f3n The Peligrosa For our MAGAt Visitors The Ford Pendejo And for the Lady MAGAts, the Estupida Free Coffee!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[22,168,45],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-65062","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-america","category-banality-of-evil","category-late-stage-capitalism"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65062","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=65062"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65062\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":65151,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65062\/revisions\/65151"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=65062"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=65062"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=65062"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}