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<\/figure>Elder G<\/strong> was nearby, and able to apply a twine-based tourniquet to the injured nostril.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n We were able to get to our legal appointment in time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n It turns out giving our emotional support chicken power of attorney was problematic, and required additional paperwork.<\/p>\n\n\n\n When we returned to WLBOTT HQ<\/strong>, our unpaid marketing intern George<\/strong> (he’s single, ladies!<\/em>) asked about our adventures. George asked if he could add a little flair to the story, and prepare a storyboard for our board of directors. He wanted to instill confidence in my strength and virility.<\/p>\n\n\n\n It seems some board members are concerned, especially following my fourth routine annual physical this month.<\/p>\n\n\n\n George is still working on the romance novel concept.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Some lesser organizations may be tempted to use this incident for their crass political gain, but not WLBOTT<\/strong>. That is why we are refusing to release the following photos of the incident:<\/p>\n\n\n\n Staged by Republicans<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Within minutes of the shooting, the word staged <\/em>became the second-highest trending topic on Twitter, generating about 600 million views<\/strong> with the help of bot accounts. Left-wing users posted conspiracy theories of a false flag operation, dubbed “BlueAnon”, in reference to QAnon. False claims included that the shooting and blood on Trump were faked; that crisis actors were used; that the victim who died was a “‘sacrifice’ to make the attempt look more realistic”; that the shooting was intended to improve Trump’s chance of winning the election; and, according to a Democratic strategist, that Republicans staged the shooting to improve Trump’s image. […] A Morning Consult poll two days after the shooting implied one in five Americans<\/strong> believe the shooting was staged, including a third of Biden voters.<\/p>\nWikipedia<\/a><\/cite><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" How’s my morning going, you may ask? Well, I managed to shave off my lower left nostril in the shower this morning. Nothing serious – a quick trip to the ER and 3 pints of blood later, and I’m back at work at HQ. But we do have a meeting in a little bit with […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[47,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-61444","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adventures-of-the-elders","category-current-events"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61444","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=61444"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61444\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":61485,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61444\/revisions\/61485"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=61444"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=61444"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=61444"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"\"](\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/Gemini_Generated_Image_1mo4q21mo4q21mo4.jpg\")
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