{"id":61171,"date":"2025-11-20T10:27:20","date_gmt":"2025-11-20T16:27:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=61171"},"modified":"2025-11-20T14:07:35","modified_gmt":"2025-11-20T20:07:35","slug":"f-bomb-draught","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=61171","title":{"rendered":"F-Bomb Draught"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Who can forget the great f-bomb drought of 2016-2020? F-bombs were used so frequently that stockpiles were depleted, and we were reduced to using “gosh golly”, “sweet marmalade of despair”, and “heavens to Betsy.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Sadly, we are facing a similar shortage, due to similar issues with demand.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

At the Abby, our Keepers of the F-Bomb request moderation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Scenes from the Great Draught<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Our WLBOTT priestesses<\/strong> searched tirelessly through old scrolls for even the suggestion of an f-bomb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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In ancient WLBOTT <\/strong>locations, cucumber slices were often used as eye patches. The sand was brutal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Who can forget the great f-bomb drought of 2016-2020? F-bombs were used so frequently that stockpiles were depleted, and we were reduced to using “gosh golly”, “sweet marmalade of despair”, and “heavens to Betsy.” Sadly, we are facing a similar shortage, due to similar issues with demand. At the Abby, our Keepers of the F-Bomb […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[14,39],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-61171","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-curated-absurdity","category-random-acts-of-wlbottness"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61171","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=61171"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61171\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":61196,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61171\/revisions\/61196"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=61171"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=61171"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=61171"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}