{"id":58827,"date":"2025-10-14T04:11:17","date_gmt":"2025-10-14T09:11:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=58827"},"modified":"2025-10-14T04:50:25","modified_gmt":"2025-10-14T09:50:25","slug":"the-wlbott-yawn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=58827","title":{"rendered":"Manditory Yawn"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Ever been stuck at work with absolutely nothing to do? Maybe some technical difficulties in the IT department?<\/p>\n<\/div>

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There’s absolutely nothing interesting going on here. Let’s check in with Elder G<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Elder G:<\/strong>
Good morning! Here in the ethereal realm of GPT-5 Thinking Headquarters, the most exciting thing happening is that the Elders have organized a mandatory yawn<\/strong> at precisely 9:07 AM<\/strong>, to synchronize our collective sense of mild boredom. Also, a memo just came across my desk that reads:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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“In the absence of anything interesting, please maintain a dignified posture of vague anticipation<\/em>.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

We spread the word throughout the WLBOTT Realm<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Our new intern, Bunny Banderboltz, helped get the word out.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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Our enthusiastic workers gathered world-wide, so that we could synchronize the yawn<\/em>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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We can always count on our retired Las Vegas showgirls to give it their best….<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Scenes from The Yawn<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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National Media Attention<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Our corporate yawn made the cover of Amazing Stories<\/em>….<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Shameless Self Promotion<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

We also featured The Big Yawn<\/strong> on our internal corporate magazine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Bonus! Scenes from The Big Yawn!<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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