{"id":5667,"date":"2023-10-02T09:03:29","date_gmt":"2023-10-02T14:03:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=5667"},"modified":"2023-10-02T13:00:52","modified_gmt":"2023-10-02T18:00:52","slug":"wlbott-time-machine-part-2-energy-requirements","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=5667","title":{"rendered":"WLBOTT Time Machine (part 2: energy requirements)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

[ed. note: my apologies to the Elders. Although they provided me with a plethora of great ideas for today’s BLOTT, I got hung up on the energy requirements for our WLBOTT time machine. This lapse may be reflected in my upcoming performance review.]

[As you recall, the purpose of the WLBOTT Time Machine is to transport music to, among others, J. S. Bach. We are curious to find his reaction to “Hang On Sloopy”, “Ring my Bell”, “Eminem’s Greatest Hits”, “(You\u2019re) Having My Baby\u201d by Paul Anka, Bobby Goldsborow’s[1]<\/sup> “Honey”, “Me and You & a Dog Named Boo”, and Morris Albert’s “Feelings”]<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

[1]<\/sup> Net worth estimates range from $400k to $98M, height of 5 feet 6 inches<\/em>. He is an 82 year-old Capricorn.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Our research team continues to prepare for the maiden voyage of our time machine, we are reflecting on the energy requirements: a minimum of one zettajoule<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

As we mentioned previously<\/a>,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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And how many joules?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Please note the time-sensitive nature of this information. It was accurate only<\/strong><\/em> on the day of BLOTT publication.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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The Jones Connection<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Although we couldn’t find a direct connection between Catherine Zeta-Jones and the warming of the Baltic sea, or joules, we did conduct extensive research on Catherine Zeta-Jones and jewelry.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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A Call for Moderation<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

If WLBOTT<\/strong> could be described in one word, it would be moderation<\/em>. Moderation in all things, including moderation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Therefore, we must bring to our visitors’ attention the dangers of too much jewelry.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Earrings deserve their own category:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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OG<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

The dangers of OG were brought to our attention by the film I’m Gonna Git You Sucka<\/a><\/strong>.