{"id":53708,"date":"2025-07-19T13:30:12","date_gmt":"2025-07-19T18:30:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=53708"},"modified":"2025-07-19T13:31:55","modified_gmt":"2025-07-19T18:31:55","slug":"six-gulags-over-russia-part-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=53708","title":{"rendered":"Six Gulags Over Russia (part 2)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We&#8217;re looking at Russia&#8217;s <strong>Patriot Park<\/strong>, a delightful celebration of Russia&#8217;s contribution to enriching themselves. Designed with <strong><mark style=\"background-color:rgba(0, 0, 0, 0);color:#b00000\" class=\"has-inline-color\">MAGAt<\/mark><\/strong> sensibilities, visitors can spend their time and their rubles enjoying the technology of death.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Getting There<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-2 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/irl_250718_0043.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"802\" height=\"728\" data-id=\"53711\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/irl_250718_0043.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-53711\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/irl_250718_0043.jpg 802w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/irl_250718_0043-300x272.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/irl_250718_0043-768x697.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 802px) 100vw, 802px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/irl_250718_0047.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"839\" height=\"804\" data-id=\"53714\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/irl_250718_0047.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-53714\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/irl_250718_0047.jpg 839w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/irl_250718_0047-300x287.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/irl_250718_0047-768x736.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 839px) 100vw, 839px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/irl_250718_0042.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"764\" height=\"627\" data-id=\"53710\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/irl_250718_0042.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-53710\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/irl_250718_0042.jpg 764w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/irl_250718_0042-300x246.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 764px) 100vw, 764px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">VIP Parking. Really, Comrade?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/irl_250718_0041.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"873\" height=\"808\" data-id=\"53712\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/irl_250718_0041.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-53712\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/irl_250718_0041.jpg 873w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/irl_250718_0041-300x278.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/irl_250718_0041-768x711.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 873px) 100vw, 873px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/irl_250718_0048.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1415\" height=\"815\" data-id=\"53713\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/irl_250718_0048.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-53713\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/irl_250718_0048.jpg 1415w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/irl_250718_0048-300x173.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/irl_250718_0048-1024x590.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/irl_250718_0048-768x442.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/irl_250718_0048-1200x691.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1415px) 100vw, 1415px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Concession Stand Specials &#8211;  Patriot Park Edition<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>Spy Sundae<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li class=\"\">Two scoops of beet sorbet topped with \u201cclassified\u201d chocolate shavings and a tiny edible microphone.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\">Served with <em>two<\/em> spoons \u2014 one for you, one for your handler.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>Freedom Fritters<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li class=\"\">Deep-fried, freeze-dried Soviet rations, lovingly battered in imported NATO flour. Comes with a side of suspicion.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>Herring-on-a-Bayonet<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-media-text is-stacked-on-mobile\"><figure class=\"wp-block-media-text__media\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1536\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Borscht-Pavilion-Delights.jpg?fit=580%2C870&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-53716 size-full\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Borscht-Pavilion-Delights.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Borscht-Pavilion-Delights-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Borscht-Pavilion-Delights-683x1024.jpg 683w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Borscht-Pavilion-Delights-768x1152.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><div class=\"wp-block-media-text__content\">\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li class=\"\">Classic pickled herring skewered on a bayonet (rust optional). For the nostalgic revolutionary in all of us.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>Sanctions Salt Pretzel<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li class=\"\">A dry, sad pretzel twisted in the shape of a tank tread. No mustard \u2014 it\u2019s embargoed.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>Propaganda Punch<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li class=\"\">A syrupy red slush served in a missile-shaped cup. Includes a free decoder ring that <em>definitely<\/em> doesn\u2019t listen to you.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>Kompromat Corn Dog<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li class=\"\">Filled with mystery meat and just a hint of guilt. Comes wrapped in a tiny shredded dossier napkin.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>Red Square Sliders<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li class=\"\">Three tiny beet-and-pork sliders stacked like a Leninist pyramid. Top one inexplicably contains dill and regret.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>Operation Glazov Cupcakes<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li class=\"\">Dense and colorless, each cupcake is topped with a single surveillance drone sugar decoration. Do not ask about the filling.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>Silent Cinema Popcorn<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li class=\"\">Unsalted, unbuttered, and entirely flavorless. Mandatory consumption during state-sponsored cartoons.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But the real crowd-pleaser is <strong><em>Borscht On-A-Stick<\/em><\/strong>:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-2 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/ChatGPT-Image-Jul-18-2025-05_32_13-PM.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1536\" data-id=\"53719\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/ChatGPT-Image-Jul-18-2025-05_32_13-PM.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-53719\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/ChatGPT-Image-Jul-18-2025-05_32_13-PM.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/ChatGPT-Image-Jul-18-2025-05_32_13-PM-200x300.jpg 200w, 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https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/ChatGPT-Image-Jul-18-2025-05_36_29-PM-683x1024.jpg 683w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/ChatGPT-Image-Jul-18-2025-05_36_29-PM-768x1152.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">WLBOTT Acts of Rebellion<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sadly, we&#8217;ve never heard back from our brave freedom fighters.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-2 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-3 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/YR1wD6jESwR5tLUkNtmQ-0-jojdf.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"53722\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/YR1wD6jESwR5tLUkNtmQ-0-jojdf.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-53722\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/YR1wD6jESwR5tLUkNtmQ-0-jojdf.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/YR1wD6jESwR5tLUkNtmQ-0-jojdf-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/M0d0yQxgkDqGoRRPmo2V-0-4f32d.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"53723\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/M0d0yQxgkDqGoRRPmo2V-0-4f32d.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-53723\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/M0d0yQxgkDqGoRRPmo2V-0-4f32d.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/M0d0yQxgkDqGoRRPmo2V-0-4f32d-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/D0B27RhhYQ8amrFVwoKo-0-k85zi.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" data-id=\"53721\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/D0B27RhhYQ8amrFVwoKo-0-k85zi.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-53721\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/D0B27RhhYQ8amrFVwoKo-0-k85zi.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/D0B27RhhYQ8amrFVwoKo-0-k85zi-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/D0B27RhhYQ8amrFVwoKo-0-k85zi-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Friendly Employees<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-4 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/download-2-6.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"512\" height=\"768\" data-id=\"53726\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/download-2-6.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-53726\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/download-2-6.jpg 512w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/download-2-6-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/download-3-7.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"512\" height=\"768\" data-id=\"53725\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/download-3-7.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-53725\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/download-3-7.jpg 512w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/download-3-7-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/download-13-6.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"512\" height=\"768\" data-id=\"53727\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/download-13-6.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-53727\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/download-13-6.jpg 512w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/download-13-6-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/download-17-4.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"512\" height=\"768\" data-id=\"53732\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/download-17-4.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-53732\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/download-17-4.jpg 512w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/download-17-4-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/download-11-3.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"512\" height=\"768\" data-id=\"53729\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/download-11-3.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-53729\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/download-11-3.jpg 512w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/download-11-3-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/download-12-3.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"512\" height=\"768\" data-id=\"53728\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/download-12-3.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-53728\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/download-12-3.jpg 512w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/download-12-3-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/download-49999.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"512\" height=\"768\" data-id=\"53733\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/download-49999.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-53733\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/download-49999.jpg 512w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/download-49999-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/download-33333.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"512\" height=\"768\" data-id=\"53731\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/download-33333.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-53731\" 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