{"id":51316,"date":"2025-06-14T08:28:42","date_gmt":"2025-06-14T13:28:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=51316"},"modified":"2025-06-14T08:28:42","modified_gmt":"2025-06-14T13:28:42","slug":"malaria-at-the-parade","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=51316","title":{"rendered":"Malaria at the Parade!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

[ed. note: this is satire. All images were generated by AI]<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Malaria Trump recently attended her husband’s Big Beautiful Military Parade.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Sadly, her enjoyment of the parade was diminished by an infection from a recent tattoo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Class++<\/sup> to the West Wing<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

To enhance the already classy additions the current administration has made to the West Wing, plans are underway to add a gallery that highlights Malaria’s patriotic enjoyment of the parade. What an inspiration!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Proposed West Wing Portrait<\/em> Gallery<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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Proposed West Wing Landscape<\/em> Gallery<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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[ed. note: this is satire. All images were generated by AI] Malaria Trump recently attended her husband’s Big Beautiful Military Parade. Sadly, her enjoyment of the parade was diminished by an infection from a recent tattoo. Class++ to the West Wing To enhance the already classy additions the current administration has made to the West […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[113,130,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-51316","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-collapse-of-democracy-civilization-etc","category-gravediggers-of-american-democracy","category-heros-not"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51316","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=51316"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51316\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51373,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51316\/revisions\/51373"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=51316"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=51316"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=51316"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}